Popular fashion outlets certainly don't surprise us when they diss the average sized woman, but H&M is taking our (apparent) hatred of the true female form to a new level. Jezebel has tipped us off to the fact that most of the models you see on their site are cyborgs, digitally designed female bodies with actual model's heads pasted on top. Apparently, just Photoshopping an already skinny model isn't good enough anymore - $20 sweaters need the world's absolute most perfect form beneath them. What's more, despite H&M's admittance of the practice and argument that the bodies are designed to best show off the particular outfit, the panty models you see above here are all the exact same form. Only difference is the carefully re-touched skin tone.
H&M: We'll Just Put This Perfect Head on This Fake Body, Mkay?
Horny Houston Politician Asked to Submit STD Test
Miles, 42, is being sued for a laundry list of items after witnesses claim he crashed a holiday party, yelled obscenities, brandished a gun and got his snog on with another man's wife. Oh, and in addition to compensatory and punitive damages, the suit also requests that Miles submit a blood sample to be tested for STDs.
Stepfather Sodomizes Son Who Sodomized His Daughter
In the ultimate case of retaliation, a father in Arlington is charged with aggravated sexual assault after sodomizing his stepson in revenge for the son sodomizing his 8-year-old stepsister.
Violence and Possible Cannibalism in Tyler
A 25-year-old Tyler man is being accused of murdering, mutilating and sautéing his 21-year-old girlfriend this past Friday. Christopher Lee McCuin told police that God instructed him to kill Jana Shearer.

