In an unprecedented programming feat of nostalgia and star power, the Alamo Drafthouse has announced it will screen The Wizard--the awesome/corny paean to all things Nintendo--with cast members Fred Savage, Luke Edwards (the titular wizard) and director Todd Holland live in the theatre on December 7th! Sure, The Wizard was really just a 100-minute commercial for Super Mario Brothers 3. But oh what a commercial it was. Starring a just-barely-into-The Wonder Years Fred Savage, a......

You all remember Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years. She's since developed a mathematical theorem. In Katy, a 35 year old woman mothered an 11 year old's child. Consider that when choosing a babysitter next time. Just say no to cheap beer. Seattle is. California prisons will soon be distributing condoms due to the extremely high rate of HIV within. Mayor Daley of Chicago is proposing the 13th grade. We think 0-grade might fly......

You won't be exaggerating when you tell people you're not used to this heat; these past months have been the hottest on record since 1895. An Austin American-Statesman reporter collected one ton of cans around town, and she'll tell you the lessons she learned (be they what they may). Whatever you think of Castro, he may remembered in years to come as a conservationist. It's getting worse for aid workers in the Darfur region.......