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In an unprecedented programming feat of nostalgia and star power, the Alamo Drafthouse has announced it will screen The Wizard--the awesome/corny paean to all things Nintendo--with cast members Fred Savage, Luke Edwards (the titular wizard) and director Todd Holland live in the theatre on December 7th! Sure, The Wizard was really just a 100-minute commercial for Super Mario Brothers 3. But oh what a commercial it was. Starring a just-barely-into-The Wonder Years Fred Savage, a...

• You all remember Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years. She's since developed a mathematical theorem.
• In Katy, a 35 year old woman mothered an 11 year old's child. Consider that when choosing a babysitter next time.
• Just say no to cheap beer. Seattle is.
• California prisons will soon be distributing condoms due to the extremely high rate of HIV within.
• Mayor Daley of Chicago is proposing the 13th grade. We think 0-grade might fly better with the kids.
• Ummm, we lost about $242 in rent money somewhere along Highway 50 in Paddock Lake, Wisconsin the other day... yeah.