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Lawn jobbin’ on their way back home from Chuggin’ Monkey, three piggy-pink bro-hams plow over as many election signs as they can, counting them as they go. “Damn Jeff, that’s fifteen you dickface!” Then they hit a possum, and Jeff cries a little, on the inside. Whatever your bend or motivation, please, PLEASE go vote.

Registering to vote is simple and important. If you're a student and have moved since the first time you registered, you must update your address. If it's been a while since the last time you checked, you need to make sure your information is correct. Visit the Travis County Tax Office to register, verify your registration, change your address, find polling places, search for volunteer opportunities and much more.

or most of us who simply go to work, ruthlessly stab our livers, mow our lawns, and try to find enough time to fight off sleep deprivation, voting is the most impact you will likely have on the world you live in. SO GO. Vote your brain. Vote your heart. Vote your history. Vote your soul. I don’t care, just go vote for something. STAY FOR THE CAUCUS!!!