The notion that ‘It's not a conspiracy theory if it's actually true,’ is about as spot-on and useful as ‘Golly, she ain’t a witch if she done drown.’ more ›

There comes a day when one must ask oneself: WWTDD? What Would Tyler Durden Do? If not that, then WWDD? What Would Dolly Do? In the former case, the answer is available via one pretty damn entertaining celeb blog—if that's not an oxymoron. The latter? The Getalong Gang Performance Group explores all things Parton with Dolly Would: a cast of characters who stumble, fight, and dance their way through a series of obstacles, searching... more ›

Comedy can be a tough job. Especially in a Red State. Pauly Shore found that out the hard way when he was in Texas recently. Shore, son of The Comedy Store founder Mitzi Shore, was doing his set in Odessa, when drunken rednecks, er, patrons began harassing him mercilessly. Shore, a longtime veteran of stand-up, did not go Michael Richards, “Look, he’s a honky,” instead choosing to simply tell the “Hoss” in question to “Shut the fuck up.” Well, Bubba had Hoss’s back, and ol’ pansy boy comic from Hollyweird didn’t stand a chance. more ›

And then, I finally get to my little party list. Nothing that I would plan on going to this coming weekend shall involve a cover charge (I haven’t seen actual cash in YEARS), so unless I state otherwise, entrance to all that is listed below is free. more ›

In a decision that would have Tyler Durden’s seal of approval, U.S. District Court Judge Richard P. Matsch of Colorado ruled last Thursday that the scrubbing or sanitizing of movies by removing profane language, or deleting scenes containing sex and violence is an “illegitimate business.” In his 16-page judgment, he writes: "Their (studios and directors) objective. . . is to stop the infringement because of its irreparable injury to the creative artistic expression in the... more ›

OMG, we are so late writing our weekly recap of The Real World that for a while we were considering not even doing one. I mean, how relevant is a recap once the episode has been aired three hundred and fifty times? But then we realized that this episode has another few thousand runs in it's lifetime, which means that our grandchildren will probably be watching it on their Lazer Vision 8000-X Holographic Brain... more ›