![BP's Hayward Set for Congressional Grilling [News Bits]](http://austinist.com/assets_c/2009/01/nb-thumb-105x105-58941.jpg)
I Am So Popular: You Put Your What Where?
I must have been born with a naïve gene that—regardless of what history and the tabloids have taught and continue to teach me—allows me to be shocked anew whenever some scandal involving an out of control erect penis catches my attention, as if this is news and not just the same old same old behavior humans have engaged in for time eternal. Then again, I am hardly alone, which is why these tales make headlines—for who among us is not a scandal monger?
I’m not trying to suggest that women are incapable of cheating. Of course we are—obviously, in the case of hetero acts of infidelity, it takes two to do the horizontal tango. In fact, before I present the laundry list of headline penises, let me say that I myself was involved in a bit of a triangle just three years ago. Not only that, I was married at the time. Well, okay, legally married. But separated both legally and physically, and with the divorce filed and pending approval after the allotted, court-required waiting period.
send a tip
tips@austinist.comsubscribe
Use an RSS reader to stay up to date with the latest news and posts from Austinist.