Officials in New Braunfels have grown increasingly concerned about the lascivious behavior that takes place on its beautiful rivers during the summer. There is drinking, and puking and cussing and smoking and a little too much flesh. That doesn't sound like a river, we thought, that sounds like a strip club. Apparently Trey Maddox, opportunistic owner of The Palace Men's Club in San Antonio, had the same neon light bulb flicker over his greasy head. Because this Sunday on the river, it's Ladies Night. Or something. For a mere $25, the club is offering a Tubing with Strippers excursion. Pay the price of one lap dance and you get to float down the river with Bambi, Star, Destiny and Kendra!
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