Yea, so maybe this has next-to-nothing to do with Austin, but we ARE (allegedly) the Live Music Capital of the World, so get off our nutz. Anywho…The Sun has reported that legendary gangster rapper Ice-T is set to produce a new rap album. But it’s not just any rap album, it is the debut rap stylings of one David Hasselhoff. As you probably know, the lecherous home-permed former Baywatch director/producer/star is HUGE in Germany, having released seven albums to wildly populärer beifall (that’s “popular acclaim,” to the uninitiated). Ice-T, who has probably already lost serious street cred for playing the 5-0 in Law & Order: SVU is sure to be relegated to the ranks of such gangster legends as Vanilla Ice after this one. Apparently the two guys live in the same neighborhood and are quite close. Ice-T supposedly said he was impressed with the way, the newly monikered, “Hassle The Hoff” “regulates those big breastesed bitches.” Word. more ›