It's August already, and if you haven't sweated it out to some great rock outside at Emo's yet, you can't claim to be an actual citizen of this 'burg, let alone a real human in the world. It can be a trying, vaguely sensual experience testing your physical, mental, and spiritual stamina amongst so many different flavors of scenester/hipster/regular Joe, all with their own fragrance and fashion aesthetic - or lack thereof. Also, due......

As spotlighted in our "Weekend Music Guide," this Saturday, August 20th, Emo's (603 Red River) and the Yuppie Pricks invite you to slip into your waterwear and celebrate good music, cold drinks and wet boobs (yeah, that's right, we said it) at their 3rd Annual Beach Party! Our favorite Red River venue is hosting ten bands, and providing truck loads of bamboo, frozen drinks (with umbrellas!) three kiddie pools, and a wet t-shirt contest......