Entries from Austinist tagged with 'thechronicles'
March 31, 2006
A surprisingly hefty offering of new releases today! Trim the fat and take our recommendations to heart, won't you? Basic Instinct 2 It's not possible for us to care less about Sharon Stone's latest attempt to "get back in the game," as it were. You can already download the "sex" scenes from the internet, but honestly, why would you want to? It's like voluntarily searing your own retinas with white-hot needles. *Ice Age: The......
Continue Reading "New Movie Releases!"December 16, 2005
Countdown to the holidays, people. With all the cold weather we’ll be having, it’s a great time to take a break from mall-madness and catch a movie. Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’re already aware that Peter Jackson’s monster LOTR follow-up, *King Kong, hit theatres on Wednesday, and it’s getting rave reviews. Why shouldn’t it? Giant gorillas are sooooo cute. The Family Stone We swear, this movie comes out in some form......
Continue Reading "This Week's New Movie Releases!"December 9, 2005
Some interesting cinematic offerings for you today, movie lovers. Much better than the dismal choices of last week (we read a review somewhere on the internerd in which the writer compared watching Aeon Flux to receiving an anal probe. Harsh). So cozy up in a theatre this weekend with one or more of this week’s new movie releases. *The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe Forget the Christian undertones (or......
Continue Reading "Oh What a Turkish Delight! This Week's New Movie Releases"November 17, 2005
Unless you're a total nerd and bought tickets three weeks ago (like we did), you're probably not attending one of the the midnight showings of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire at the Alamo Drafthouse tonight. In which case, you're probably not going to be participating in Harry Potter trivia before the show (we know all the answers, sadly), nor are you going to partake in a delicious Hogwarts feast. Although admittedly, the......
Continue Reading "For theOctober 4, 2005
The first annual Fantastic Fest kicks off this week, beginning on Thursday night and running through Sunday. Fantastic Fest is the brainchild of Paul Alvarado-Dykstra and Tim McCanlies, and they have compiled almost two dozen feature films from a dozen countries. This new festival showcases the latest live-action and animated films in the genres of sci-fi, horror, and fantasy. The lineup includes: previews of Jon Favreau’s Zathura, Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller’s Sin City:......
Continue Reading "It's going to be Fantastic!"