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What's July 4th Without Fireworks? We'll Find Out This Weekend.

"How dare you, Texas?" Stephen Colbert commented about various Texas counties cancelling fireworks displays and banning fireworks for July 4th. Around 164 Texas counties have banned the sale and use of fireworks through July 5th because of exceptional drought conditions. Kerrville may be the nearest town in our region still hosting a fireworks display if you can't go without. [San Antonio Express-News] more ›

Health Care Overhaul, Charm Offensives, and Colbert [News Bits]

Health Care Overhaul, Charm Offensives, and Colbert [News Bits]

Obama: full speed ahead on health care overhaul. Taxing health care benefits "on the table" after all? Progressives still fighting to get single-payer in same room as table Obama's overseas charm offensive... could it work? Accused killer Roeder: Expect more anti-abortion violence Stephen Colbert dons cammies, takes his act to Baghdad Where the rich eat their cake: over $1000 apple crates When Republicans tweet... more ›

Extra Extra

Extra Extra

9-year-old girl died this morning after being pulled out of Lake Travis. 13 positions cut at Texas Monthly today. Don't forget tax-free weekend started today and goes through Sunday! The area of Cesar Chavez between San Antonio St. and Congress Ave. will be closed this weekend for crosswalk work. This year's BatFest will be held on the First Street bridge. more ›

Arts & Entertainment: Industry News

Arts & Entertainment: Industry News

A 1992 painting by Lucian Freud sold for approximately $11.5 million dollars (7.8 million Euros) at a Christie's auction this week. This sale broke the record price for a work by a living European artist. /// Well-hung: After an unsuccessful attempt to enter the current U.S. Presidential race, everyone's favorite pseudo-archconservative pundit, Stephen Colbert, got his portrait hung in the Smithsonian Institution's National Portrait Gallery last week. The portrait is dangling in an "appropriate place" - between the public bathrooms near the exhibit of American Presidents. The "showing" is temporary and will last for only 6 weeks. /// "Beirut" - a play depicting a dystopian American future in the midst of a destructive plague - ends its current run at The Vortex Repertory Theatre this Sunday. The play has a long history with The Vortex, originally showing in the early 90s and attracting strong critical acclaim. more ›

Week Around the -Ists

Week Around the -Ists

Photograph of the Trump Soho by Riccardo Sinti more ›

Truecraig Is An Idiot

Truecraig Is An Idiot

One of our own here at Austinist has a book out, in case you didn't know, and we are not above a little shameless self-promotion. We promise, however, to not shove it up your eyelids like Stephen Colbert and I Am America (and so can you!). Craig McCullough, who posts as the ever-irreverent Truecraig, is the author of the similarly parenthesized title, I Am An Idiot (but there is nothing wrong with you). McCullough’s debut... more ›

ACL Fest Artist Interview: July, July! Austinist Meets The Decemberists

ACL Fest Artist Interview: July, July! Austinist Meets The Decemberists

Since their inception in 2001, Portland's The Decemberists have channeled a unique and wide-ranging set of influences (be it R.E.M., Irish folkfore, or Russian literature) into classic indie-pop that has found a large and fervent fanbase. The group's 2006 major label debut The Crane Wife both amazed and shocked music critics, who loved the material but could hardly believe the band's audacity, as two 11-plus minute epics were featured on the disc. The bold... more ›

“Are the Democrats going to dance the mandate Macarena?”

“Are the Democrats going to dance the mandate Macarena?”

Tonight you might think that Dan Rather's jelly, because chances are he’s gonna be on a roll. Or something. The venerable newsman, and Wharton, Texas native, will be live on set tonight to analyze election results. But he won’t be working with Bob Schieffer or any other straight news reporters from around the nation, as he has done for the last 44 years. Tonight he saddles up alongside Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert on Comedy... more ›

Austinist Interviews Amy Sedaris

Austinist Interviews Amy Sedaris

From stage performances to her role as Jerri Blank on Strangers with Candy to her guest column, "Sedaratives," in The Believer, Amy Sedaris has made a career out of making people laugh with her absurd brand of wit and charm. With I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence, Sedaris has extended her talents to the world of cookbooks. In the informative and entertaining book, she shares some of her favorite recipes along with special tips... more ›

George W. Bush: Google's #1 Failure

In the words of our close friend Stephen Colbert, "George W. Bush: Great President, or The Greatest President?" Exactly. According to Google, the answer, apparently, is neither. We're not sure how long this will remain the case, but if you go to Google right now and search "failure," you will get a link to the government page for the White House and W. Guess the cat's finally out of the bag. And we have... more ›

Celebrating Slackerdom...Again: This Week's New Movie Releases!

Celebrating Slackerdom...Again: This Week's New Movie Releases!

And in the spirit of slackerdom, today we’re just recommending every new release that doesn’t star a Wilson brother. *Clerks 2 Austinist review As is the case with most sequels, we’re not really sure why this one is necessary. But Joel Siegel walked out of a screening, so that’s just as good of a reason to see it as any. *Lady in the Water Judging by the past, there’s a really good chance this... more ›

The Big F*ing Lebowski

Reggie Jackson c. 1977. Michelangelo c.1512. Muhammad Ali c. 1967. Henry David Thoreau c. 1846. Bob Dylan c. 1966. Stephen Colbert c. 2006. The Coen Brothers c. 1998. There are years when the greats really hit their strides, when their tools are at their sharpest. Everything they touch turns to gold. It's the one shining moment when they are indisputably the greatest in the world. For Joel and Ethan Coen, that moment came in... more ›

News Bits!

News Bits!

The end is near, or someone had a serious typo. Wal-Mart was listed as the #1 most charitable foundation by Forbes. A research company in Austin is using baby-teeth as a source for stem cell extraction. Robert Brooks, the guy that started Hooters (the boobies+wings=a good combo restuarant) passed away. In case you missed it, here's Stephen Colbert on Conan. Damn, we love nerds. Among the recommended ways to save gas: roll your windows... more ›

The Truthiness Keeps on Rockin'

The Truthiness Keeps on Rockin'

Three weeks after serving the president the most satisfyingly brazen smack-down ever to grace C-SPAN (not that that's saying a lot), Stephen Colbert has some big-time bragging rights: an audio version of his skewering of George W. hit number one on iTunes. more ›

News Bits!

News Bits!

What's worse than finding the worm at the bottom of the tequila bottle? If you've got a little time, we recommend watching Stephen Colbert's speech at the White House. It will be much better than your normal daytime boob-toob regimen. Who could give better advice than Dr. Phil? We wonder if we should take his advice in regard to fashion accessories, though. But maybe this guy will. Some scientists have discovered several new speciesof... more ›

The Word: Blusteriness

The Word: Blusteriness

If you have not seen “The Colbert Report” starring Stephen Colbert, you are missing some of the best the only good tv there is. The character “Stephen Colbert” affects all the pomposity, self-involvement and simple-mindedness of your least-favorite cable news hosts (hello, Bill O’Reilly). His interviews generally show a blatant disregard for the for the ‘expertise’ of the subject, and he is a ‘journalist’ who admittedly favors his opinions over facts. Because, as he puts it, facts can change, his opinion can’t. And while Colbert’s obnoxious, sentorian voice may grate a little, the juicy satire that comes from his death-grip on the voices of sociopolitical commentary makes it all worthwhile. more ›

Reviews of Movies We Haven’t Seen

Reviews of Movies We Haven’t Seen

Bewitched From director Nora Ephron, who brought us such sugary sweet servings as “Sleepless in Seattle” and “You’ve Got Mail,” comes this reimagining of the classic 60’s television sitcom of the same name. Will Ferrell, whom we obviously love for his comedic chops (Blue Oyster Cult sketch, anyone?), if not his fine acting skills, plays Jack, a struggling actor who is cast to play Darrin in a remake of the tv show. He gets... more ›

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