We're all friends here, right? So let's just admit to each other, right now, that we all love John Hughes' movies. Just let it out--there's no judgment here. Hughes wrote some of the best all-around comedies of the 1980s, from National Lampoon's Vacation to Planes, Trains & Automobiles. But we can probably all agree that his best work was done directing a select few teen comedies. Sixteen Candles? We love it. Weird Science? We love......

Historic Black’s Barbecue in Lockhart has one damn fine chopped beef sandwich. Oilier than Samantha’s brother-in-law on Sixteen Candles, it’s one of the guiltiest modern pleasures available. White bread, red meat, brown sauce. This sandwich has no redeeming value other than the fact that it is unabashedly delicious. Every word in this paragraph is true: Torn Ranch Green Tea Chocolate is literally the best chocolate money can buy. It’s mellow and smooth like green......

*Odam doing "Candy and Flowers?" Neh. Carly broke the internet at her house, so I am just posting it for her. As always, the views expressed in this column are those of the author's and do not represent Austinist as a whole.* -The Editors Valentine’s Day — it’s the holiday we (and by “we,” I mean “my single friends and I”) all love to hate. But, not everything about the bonanza of paper hearts......