As we move to the next square on the calendar you're still out there trying to make a connection. Sadly you let most of them slip by without saying a word. We understand, no one wants to be overzealous and get shot down. If only you had some place to find a second chance. Oh yes, Missed Connections. If only you had someone to sort through and find the best of the above. Oh, right, read below....

Tomorrow's screening of Real Genius with John Gries in attendance is totally sold out (*sad face*). But cheer up--you can still enter our contest for a chance to win a pair of tickets to the 9:45pm screening of Napoleon Dynamite AND a pair of pajamas autographed by Laslo Hollyfeld himself!...

FRIDAY [3] party/music • Misprint magazine's latest issue release party, with The Jungle Rockers, Mr. Lewis and the Funeral Five, Chalk Outlines, and the Cave Dwellers at Flamingo Cantina (Doors at 9pm, $5/7, Free beer while it lasts!) art • Aaron Reynolds art opening reception with Music by Peter Wagner of The Mercers & free beer at End of an Ear (6pm) art • Warhol Reception and Lectures at ART on 5th (6-9pm) art......

Comedy fans already knew that the best alt.comics are coming to Austin this fall, but it appears that the well-known ones are as well. Jerry Seinfeld has just announced a one-off performance at UT's Bass Concert Hall on Friday, November 3rd. Don't be surprised to see a second 'late' show appear for the same night if the first one sells out quickly. Tickets went on sale today at noon via UTPAC.org. We have to assume......

FRIDAY [22] music • Rogue Wave, Jason Collett at The Parish Room ® music • The Gossip, Mika Miko, Swan Island at Emo's ® music • Rockland Eagles, The Colour, The Shys, The Fall Collection at Emo's music • Kissinger, Driver F, Seaflea at Stubb's music • Brent Fariss / Bill Thompson CD release at End of an Ear (6pm) music • Sybil, As the Phoenix Rises, Smokin' Gun, Wax Dart and Andice at......

In case you've missed it, there's a comedy revolution brewing in New York right now. Comics like Todd Barry, Demitri Martin, and Aziz Ansari have been drawing huge audiences of hipsters and regular folk alike with satire that owes far more to the silliness and irony of Steve Martin and Eddie Izzard than to the lowbrow Comedy Central/Def Comedy Jam nonsense that's infested comedy clubs for a decade. Among the brightest lights of the......

Austinist is running around town (just like you) catching as much South By action as is possible this week. The following are our thoughts on the first three films we caught on Friday and Saturday: The Last Western (Documentary) - This short feature (65 minutes) tells stories from Pioneertown, CA, a small outpost built in the 1940's to film western movies. An oddball mix of drifters, eccentrics, and Roy Rogers fans have made the......

Tonight, tomorrow, and Saturday at 8pm are the last three chances you have to check out Chopper at Hyde Park Theatre. We caught Chopper last weekend. This is the southwest premiere of this work by New York playwright Leah Ryan, and only the second production of the play. It's an odd little piece. As a glimpse into the lives of childhood friends Kathleen & Emily, trying to make it on their own in the......

This is a post by our new contributor, Elizabeth... NBC used to own Thursday nights in the bygone days of Friends and Seinfeld, but not so much anymore. We don't need NBC to have a good night and here are three reasons we still like Thursday television: 1. Alias is now on Thursday nights at 7pm (ABC/KVUE24). Why they moved this show to this time, we don't know. This season there are rumors (that......

It has been a long and difficult week for some. As you may have heard Terry Schiavo passed away as well as Johnnie "If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit" Cochrane, while Jerry "Gays caused 9/11" Falwell was hospitalized and Pope "I'm the friggin' Pope" John Paul II struggled on his deathbed. In the midst of all this, you may have missed another great loss. Minnesota-born comedian Mitch Hedberg died early Wednesday morning at......