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After months of "no, no" and a few weeks of "well, maybe," Rick Perry appears ready to give it up for Jesus and the United States.
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Results tagged “sarahpalin”
Perry's (Unofficially) In [Politics]
News Bits
- Pot calls kettle black: Jeb Bush says Sarah Palin lacks "understanding of the complexity of life we’re living in today."
- The Nueces Bicycle Boulevard meeting was so packed last night the hipsters didn't have anywhere to park their Urban Outfitter-designed fixies.
- SeaWorld Whale Trainer killed by the same whale that has killed before. Maybe cuz he's pissed he's living in a bath tub?
Random News That We Want You To Know About [Extra Extra]
- Sarah Palin will campaign with Rick Perry in Houston in February, at an event called “Super Sunday with Sarah!”
- WTF? An off-duty Plano officer was allegedly driving drunk when he hit an on-duty police car. Both officers were injured enough to go to the hospital.
- The Vet school at Texas A&M now has their own blacksmith.
The Sting [News Bits]
44 people, including rabbis and politicians, were arrested in a NJ corruption sting yesterday. Should Professor Gates have been more polite to the cops who showed up at his door? While her fans still adore her, it looks like less everyday Americans give a hoot about Palin. Budget Lodge near Rundberg on IH35 comes to an agreement with the city; neighbors hope that leads to less crime in the area. Low water levels mean long-ago dumped cars can be recovered from Lake Travis. Shanghai officials to couples: please have two babies. Bruce Campbell a hit at Comic-Con, chats about Burn Notice.
News Bits
Bush makes surprise Baghdad trip. Iraqi journalist throws shoes at Bush during said trip. Senator Arlen Specter thinks Polish jokes funny, appropriate. Tells them. Wasilla Bible Church burned, arson suspected. SXSW now a player in the Oscar game. This isn't really news, but it still sounds delicious. Migas, si! Bummer. Amy Poehler bid goodbye to SNL.
News Bits: Farewell to Olive, Ned & Chuck
American global dominance is expected to decrease in coming years; China, Russia and India may challenge US influence. Attorney General Mukasey collapsed during a speech last night. Verizon workers sneaked a peek at Obama's old cell phone records. We should know Hillary Clinton's status in the Obama administration later today. Maybe. Sarah Palin pardons one turkey, while another unfortunate turkey faces a different fate behind her comments afterward. Best cranberry relish recipe ever? Say it ain't so, ABC! Pushing Daisies cancelled.
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