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Redistricting "Compromise" Collapses [Politics]

Redistricting "Compromise" Collapses [Politics]

Monday's federal court-dictated deadline for compromise on redrawn Congressional maps has come and gone with no agreement in sight. Among those still treading water is state Senator Wendy Davis, D-Fort Worth, who must be seriously questioning the power of prayer right now. more ›

Texas Abortion Opponents Have Something to Cheer About

Texas Abortion Opponents Have Something to Cheer About

Abortion opponents marked the 39th anniversary of Roe vs. Wade this past Saturday with a march on the Capitol. Many of the attendees had something to celebrate: namely, the recent decision by the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals that Texas’ controversial mandatory sonogram law must be enforced even as it continues to be appealed. more ›

Rick Perry is #1! (at killing people...)

Rick Perry is #1! (at killing people...)

Just one week after suspending his campaign, Perry is about to oversee his 239th execution, making him the number one governor for executions ever. Well, at least he's number one at something. more ›

Oops, He Did It...Again: Great Moments from Rick Perry's Campaign Bid

Oops, He Did It...Again: Great Moments from Rick Perry's Campaign Bid

A mere two weeks after Governor Rick Perry announced that he was running a marathon, not a sprint - and just one day after a staffer declared that "surrender would be nuts" - the governor is unlaced his running shoes and hit the showers, saying, "As a Texan, I've never shied away from a fight. I know when it’s time to make a strategic retreat." In his press conference this morning, Perry suspended his campaign, and in what will probably be regarded as his last great fail, he threw his support behind Newt Gingrich the same morning Marianne Gingrich sank her ex's campaign for good by outing his desire for an open marriage. Great job! On Gingrich, he offered a seat in heaven, saying, "There is forgiveness for those who seek God. I believe in the power of redemption. ... He has the heart of a conservative reformer." What? more ›

Rick Perry's Got Jokes...

Rick Perry's Got Jokes...

The Rick Perry campaign may be running on fumes at the moment, but at least he's still got his sense of humor. more ›

Perry On, My Wayward Son [Politics]

Perry On, My Wayward Son [Politics]

Just because you can continue a political campaign, does that mean you should? Here are several reasons why Rick Perry probably should end his run for the Republican presidential nomination--and a few reasons why he's not going to. more ›

Rick Perry's Campaign Will Go On, For Now [Politics]

After last night's dismal showing at the Iowa caucuses, most newspapers and blogs predicted that Governor Rick Perry would be dropping out of the race. Not so much. more ›

Well, That Was Awkward. [Politics]

Well, That Was Awkward. [Politics]

Does Mitt Romney really want to be President? We wonder. more ›

Rick Perry, Cap Gun in the Culture Wars

Rick Perry, Cap Gun in the Culture Wars

Governor Rick Perry released a new ad Wednesday portraying himself as the champion of America’s war-torn Christians. This transparent lunge after the low-hanging double digits of Iowa’s disproportionately heavy evangelical caucus vote finds Rick Perry trying to reposition himself as the answer to the Rick Santorum question that no one is asking. more ›

Oh, Internet: Rick Perry's Unpopular Opinions

Oh, Internet: Rick Perry's Unpopular Opinions

By now you've seen (and probably gasped) at Rick Perry's new ad, "Strong". It appears as though his recent slip (and slide) in the polls has prompted his team to advise that he go out and try to re-charge the old-fashioned conservative right. And boy, is he ever ... right. Among other startling things, Perry claims in the ad, "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school." It's the ever-popular war on Christmas bullshit cleverly rolled into an attack on homosexuals and people who may or may not go to church regularly! Genius! Shocking! Intolerant!

Because the Internet is amazing, we've already seen hundreds of responses to Perry's rant on YouTube, but our favorite so far is the Tumblr, Rick Perry's Unpopular Opinions. He's taking suggestions, so send one over if you'd like to share an example of an unbelievably unpopular opinion that Rick Perry is likely to have. You should also go ahead and bookmark the Know Your Meme collection of responses.

Tell us: have you seen a spoof or response to Rick Perry's ad that made you a little less disgusted? Leave a comment to share with us. This is pretty good. more ›

It's Not The Stupid, Stupid [Politics]

Rick Perry is currently struggling to reestablish his credibility as a presidential candidate by blaming those nasty old smarty-pants liberal elites. But Governor Goodhair may find campaign resurrection a much trickier proposition than he realizes. more ›

"Ample Circumstantial Evidence" of Voter Suppression in Redistricting: San Antonio Court to Draw New Map [Politics]

"Ample Circumstantial Evidence" of Voter Suppression in Redistricting: San Antonio Court to Draw New Map [Politics]

On Tuesday, a three judge panel of the Federal Court in Washington ruled that Texas Republican lawmakers used an "improper standard" in determining how the electoral map in Texas will be drawn for the 2012 election cycle. more ›

A Timeline of America's Relationship with Rick Perry and, uh... [Politics]

A Timeline of America's Relationship with Rick Perry and, uh... [Politics]

The day began like every other day. The dawn rose and with it Rick Perry. He woke up, kicked off his down comforter and un-rolled the curls from his hair. But as he sat at his vanity, brushing his hair and thinking of breakfast, he caught a chill, a chill he wasn't able to shake. It was like someone walked across his grave. more ›

The "Oops" Heard 'Round the World: Rick Perry Stumbles Again [Probably, It Was the Dept. of Energy]

At last night's Republican debate, our governor attempted to tell the world something big about his philosophy, something so critical to his economic policy, he had distilled it down to three points. These three points, he seemed eager to share, were pieces of the U.S. government that would be eliminated when he took office. "I will tell you: It's three agencies of government, when I get there, that are gone: Commerce, Education and the -- what's the third one there? Let's see. ... OK. So Commerce, Education and the -- ... The third agency of government I would -- I would do away with the Education, the ... Commerce and -- let's see -- I can't. The third one, I can't. Sorry. Oops." more ›

Another Day, Another Horribly Insensitive Gaffe [Politics]

Another Day, Another Horribly Insensitive Gaffe [Politics]

Hey, didja hear the one about the Texas state legislator who let slip an ethnic slur during a legislative hearing on insurance? more ›

Rick Perry: The next Michael Dukakis? [Politics]

Rick Perry: The next Michael Dukakis? [Politics]

After recent stumbles, fumbles, gaffes, and just plain weirdness, it's safe to wonder whether the wheels have finally come off the Rick Perry presidential express. If so, whither the governor? more ›

You Gotta Love That, Right? Rick Perry Loosens Up in New Hampshire

By now you've seen clips from Governor Perry's 25 minute talk with New Hampshire residents over the weekend, and this mashup features the most entertaining 8 minutes of that afternoon. Sure, he looks a little googly-eyed at times, but isn't this more fun than stuttering robot Rick we've gotten to know in the debates? As John Stewart said on the Daily Show last night, he's either hammered here, or every other time we've seen him he's been hammered, and this is Rick Perry sober as the day he was born. But hey, no sexual harassment so far, right? Right! more ›

Why Obama Loves Rick Perry [Politics]

Why Obama Loves Rick Perry [Politics]

The Obama 2012 campaign feels like it's been given an early Christmas present by the Rick Perry campaign that any politician would love. When Perry announced his candidacy for President in August, he was catapulted into the lead and stayed there for almost two months. That allowed him to raise large donations from both big-money donors and small dollar contributors across the country. Now with $15 million on hand and virtually no chance for the nomination, his campaign can only benefit Obama. more ›

Rick Perry's New Economic Plan--Now With Flat Tax! [Politics]

Rick Perry's New Economic Plan--Now With Flat Tax! [Politics]

Gov. Rick Perry, in an attempt to regain traction in the race for the Republican presidential nomination, has released an economic plan that he's hoping won't fall flat. more ›

Rick Perry Hates Cancer! But Not Enough to Actually Do Anything About It [Politics]

Rick Perry Hates Cancer! But Not Enough to Actually Do Anything About It [Politics]

For many folks, one of Rick Perry's greatest successes as governor was attempting to create mandatory HPV vaccinations for school-aged girls. 'Cancer's the worst!' the action seemed to shout. And, because most people agree, everyone nodded and Texas was on its way to eradicating some forms of cervical cancer and everything was great. But then some people claimed that mandating HPV vaccines was unconstitutional or anti-American or whatever and Perry conceded and decided to take the mandatory HPV thing off the table until something constitutional and fully American or whatever could be figured out. more ›

Heated Exchange Between Perry + Romney Gets Heated

Perry managed to stay awake through this, so that's a plus, but at the same time, it's all "You're a liar." "No, you're a liar." "You can't talk." "No, you can't talk." "Anderson, please help me!" But he actually did say, "I'm running for office ... I can't hire illegals." Because guess what, if you aren't running, who cares? more ›

Well, That Was Quick... [Politics]

Well, That Was Quick... [Politics]

Rick Perry's presidential bid is quickly fading just two months after it started. In the NBC/WSJ poll released last night, Herman Cain leads Mitt Romney 27 percent to 23 percent, with Perry coming in a dismal 16 percent, down more than 15 points since August and unlikely to climb back to front runner status in part due to his sudden similarities to the former governor Bush. more ›

Perry cozy: state outsourced disaster fund (mis)management to major donor [Politics]

Perry cozy: state outsourced disaster fund (mis)management to major donor [Politics]

Kansas City-based engineering firm HNTB was awarded a no-bid contract to manage $1 billion in disaster recovery funds. So far, Texas has paid HNTB more than $45 million to process the funding program that is significantly behind schedule according to federal officials. HTNB has been much more efficient, however, in distributing funds to the Perry-friendly Republican Governor's Association. more ›

Let's Talk About Sex in Texas Public Schools

Let's Talk About Sex in Texas Public Schools

It’s hard to dispute the facts of an abstinence-only sex education program: Don’t have sex and you won’t get pregnant. Don’t have sex and you won’t get a sexually transmitted disease. This kind of sex education program is taught in 96 percent of Texas classrooms, according to the Texas Freedom Network. Despite standing on this moral high ground and their best efforts, schools districts around the state appear to be realizing that--shock and amazement--teens will still have sex. The state's lackluster record helps prove that. Texas ranks fifth in the country for teen pregnancy, third in young people with AIDS and fourth in terms of syphilis among teens, according to the Sexuality Information and Education Council of the United States. more ›

Abortion Sonogram Law On Hold For Appeals

Abortion Sonogram Law On Hold For Appeals

The U.S. Supreme Court ruled yesterday that Texas may not enforce its abortion sonogram law while the measure is still under appeal, according to the Texas Tribune. more ›

Perry's Apocalyptic New Campaign Ad [Politics]

Since Tim Pawlenty is now out of the race, Rick Perry snatched up his ad wizard Lucas Baiano. Baiano appears to favor Michael Bay-esque sequences. Surprisingly, there's no image of the Capitol Records building toppled by an earthquake or the White House being taken out by a ginormous wave in this new Perry ad. Instead, the ad shows spaces void of people to represent the lack of job growth (we think that's what it symbolizes) and then a whole heck of a lot of quick edits spin to Perry and how "it's time to get America workin' again." And when we say quick, we mean quick -- towards the end, the video throws up random images so quickly it's like a strobe light trying to send subliminal messages. What do you think? Does this make you want to buy what Perry's selling? (Remember, he won't be bought for $5,000.) more ›

Last-Minute Decision from US Supreme Court Halts Texas Execution

Last-Minute Decision from US Supreme Court Halts Texas Execution

Duane Buck, sentenced to death for a 1995 double homicide in Houston, is breathing a little easier this morning. Two hours into last night's six hour execution window (he'd even eaten his "last meal" already), the US Supreme Court stayed his execution. Gov. Perry and other officials had made no move to even postpone the execution date after questions of his race being a factor in his sentencing were raised. Buck's lawyers assert that he is due a new sentencing hearing; the Supreme Court has temporarily postponed his execution while they review the lawyers' claims. You can read more about Buck's case in yesterday's post. more ›

Reprieve unlikely for death row inmate Duane Buck

Reprieve unlikely for death row inmate Duane Buck

During his ten-plus years as Governor of Texas, Rick Perry has presided over 234 death row executions. That number will likely increase by one come 6:00 pm tonight, when Duane Edward Buck is scheduled to be put to death. more ›

Perry faces Tea Party criticism on immigration [Politics]

Perry faces Tea Party criticism on immigration [Politics]

Rick Perry's excoriation of Social Security may win over the hearts of many (middle class and middle-aged) Tea Partiers, but his stance on another issue may leave him with one foot out of the proverbial Tea Bag. Indeed, Perry's tolerant position on immigration puts him at odds with the Tea Party caucus, and could result in a rift between two conservative ideologies that is as symbolic as the border fence itself. more ›

"Crony Capitalism:" What's old news is new news in Republican primary [Politics]

"Crony Capitalism:" What's old news is new news in Republican primary [Politics]

Gov. Rick Perry said during Monday night's GOP debate that he was "offended" that he could be bought for a mere $5,000 contribution. So, governor, this begs the question: how much does a political favor go for in the Lone Star State? And will allegations of cronyism hurt Perry in his race for the White House? more ›

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