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Email Slapfight in the Texas Senate

Email Slapfight in the Texas Senate

Texas Senators John Carona and Dan Patrick have had confrontations in the past, but none quite as entertaining as this one. Grab the popcorn, friends. more ›

Could Texas Go Blue?

Could Texas Go Blue?

New polling among women and Latino voters could spell trouble for Republicans in Texas this November. Democrats need only 425,000 votes to swing their way to color the state blue, and while the odds are still very much in favor of another electoral college win for the GOP in Texas this year, it's no longer a state Republicans can take for granted. more ›

The Sloth Man Winneth (Leffingwell v. Shea v. Dafoe)

The Sloth Man Winneth (Leffingwell v. Shea v. Dafoe)

Monday's mayoral debate seemed to be a non-clash of the titans, clichéd Kabuki theatre with a nearly foregone conclusion. Austinist writer Terry Sawyer has this take. more ›

Oops, He Might Do It Again

Oops, He Might Do It Again

Daily Show writers, start saving up those jokes. Still-Governor Rick Perry has promised to give a second run for the Presidency a "good examination." more ›

Harris County Democratic Party: Blacks vs Gays?

Harris County Democratic Party: Blacks vs Gays?

Strange developments in the race for Harris County Democratic Party Chair appear to be pitting Houston's black and gay communities against each other. An email of odd provenance warns that “If the gays take over we are poised to lose everything we have worked for during President Obamas [sic] historic win.” more ›

Texans Donate More to Colbert Than Romney, UT Student Launches Super PAC

Texans Donate More to Colbert Than Romney, UT Student Launches Super PAC

On last night's Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert kicked off an update on Super PACs with a quote from the Houston Chronicle, which recently reported that Colbert's Super PAC, Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow, had more donors with a Texas address than Mitt Romney's (Restore Our Future). “Apparently, more Texans respond to my message, ‘corporations are people,’ than Romney’s message, ‘Mitt is a person,’ Colbert joked. more ›

Rick Perry's Not Trying to Be President Anymore, Dummy

Rick Perry's Not Trying to Be President Anymore, Dummy

In a rather salty commentary piece, Austin American-Statesman writer Ken Herman lambastes the American public for not taking the hint: still-Governor Rick Perry isn't trying to be the president anymore. Ironically, the man who slipped countless political gaffes into a brief campaign has pulled in more votes since he left the campaign trail than when he was actively pursuing the presidency. more ›

Redistricting "Compromise" Collapses [Politics]

Redistricting "Compromise" Collapses [Politics]

Monday's federal court-dictated deadline for compromise on redrawn Congressional maps has come and gone with no agreement in sight. Among those still treading water is state Senator Wendy Davis, D-Fort Worth, who must be seriously questioning the power of prayer right now. more ›

Ron Paul Wants You To Know He Is Still Not a Bigot

Ron Paul Wants You To Know He Is Still Not a Bigot

Everyone’s favorite perennial Republican dark horse, Ron Paul, may have made some odd friends on the road to marginal relevance. more ›

Susan G. Komen: Some Dollars are Pinker Than Others

Susan G. Komen: Some Dollars are Pinker Than Others

Susan G. Komen for the Cure argues that the reason for cutting ties with Planned Parenthood is in response to a new rule that does not allow them to provide grants to associations under investigation... If this is true, then when will Komen part ways with Bank of America? more ›

Republicans Order Filmmaker Arrested at Public Hearing on Fracking [Politics]

Republicans Order Filmmaker Arrested at Public Hearing on Fracking [Politics]

Republicans controlling the U.S. House Subcommittee on Energy and Environment ordered the arrest this morning of Academy Award-nominated director Josh Fox who was attempting to film a public hearing on natural gas fracturing techniques, or "Fracking" as the practice has come to be known. more ›

Texas Abortion Opponents Have Something to Cheer About

Texas Abortion Opponents Have Something to Cheer About

Abortion opponents marked the 39th anniversary of Roe vs. Wade this past Saturday with a march on the Capitol. Many of the attendees had something to celebrate: namely, the recent decision by the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals that Texas’ controversial mandatory sonogram law must be enforced even as it continues to be appealed. more ›

Oops, He Did It...Again: Great Moments from Rick Perry's Campaign Bid

Oops, He Did It...Again: Great Moments from Rick Perry's Campaign Bid

A mere two weeks after Governor Rick Perry announced that he was running a marathon, not a sprint - and just one day after a staffer declared that "surrender would be nuts" - the governor is unlaced his running shoes and hit the showers, saying, "As a Texan, I've never shied away from a fight. I know when it’s time to make a strategic retreat." In his press conference this morning, Perry suspended his campaign, and in what will probably be regarded as his last great fail, he threw his support behind Newt Gingrich the same morning Marianne Gingrich sank her ex's campaign for good by outing his desire for an open marriage. Great job! On Gingrich, he offered a seat in heaven, saying, "There is forgiveness for those who seek God. I believe in the power of redemption. ... He has the heart of a conservative reformer." What? more ›

Martin Luther King: The Great and Fallible Man [Opinion]

Martin Luther King: The Great and Fallible Man [Opinion]

It was 83 years ago yesterday when Martin Luther King, Jr. was born into a nation where simply his skin color alone was enough to designate him a second class citizen and prevent him and his family from enjoying such basic human dignities as living, eating, or travelling where they want, or voting for elected representatives without encumbrance or limitation. It can be difficult sometimes for modern Americans who weren't born or didn't live during the civil rights era to comprehend the gross inequalities and devastating economic and social racism that was encoded into our very laws throughout America just 50 years ago. more ›

Rick Perry's Got Jokes...

Rick Perry's Got Jokes...

The Rick Perry campaign may be running on fumes at the moment, but at least he's still got his sense of humor. more ›

Did Santorum Win Iowa?

Did Santorum Win Iowa?

A reporting error may mean that Rick Santorum, not Mitt Romney, topped the Iowa caucuses. But will it matter? more ›

Of Mice and Iowa... [Politics]

Of Mice and Iowa... [Politics]

The Republican Establishment has desperately tried to wrap up the nominating process as quickly as possible with the least amount of damage to their anointed candidate heading into the general election. But that's not going to happen now. more ›

Perry On, My Wayward Son [Politics]

Perry On, My Wayward Son [Politics]

Just because you can continue a political campaign, does that mean you should? Here are several reasons why Rick Perry probably should end his run for the Republican presidential nomination--and a few reasons why he's not going to. more ›

Santorum Spreads Influence in Iowa, Perry Heads Home

Santorum Spreads Influence in Iowa, Perry Heads Home

In Iowa last night, Mitt Romney overcame Rick Santorum by just 8 votes to take home the victory. Ron Paul took third place with 21% of the vote, and (perhaps surprisingly) Newt Gingrich had a quiet outing with just 13% of the vote. Check out the map at The Texas Tribune for details on the vote. Michelle Bachmann came in sixth place (and has a press conference scheduled for this morning in which she's expected to withdraw), and though Rick Perry edged her out by 5% of the votes, he's headed back to Texas today for some "prayer and reflection". As the Tribune points out, it seems as though Perry didn't expect such a dismal showing, as the cancellation of his flight to South Carolina came as a surprise to those who had heard him preach earlier in the evening about his vow to continue no matter what the Iowa results were. more ›

Political Predictions for 2012 [Opinion]

Political Predictions for 2012 [Opinion]

Oh, what a year 2011 has been. Birth certificates, Congressional gridlock, Occupy, and Herman Cain, oh my! Austinist political writer Greg Haley busts out his crystal ball for a prognosticatory look at 2012. more ›

Well, That Was Awkward. [Politics]

Well, That Was Awkward. [Politics]

Does Mitt Romney really want to be President? We wonder. more ›

Oh, Internet: Rick Perry's Unpopular Opinions

Oh, Internet: Rick Perry's Unpopular Opinions

By now you've seen (and probably gasped) at Rick Perry's new ad, "Strong". It appears as though his recent slip (and slide) in the polls has prompted his team to advise that he go out and try to re-charge the old-fashioned conservative right. And boy, is he ever ... right. Among other startling things, Perry claims in the ad, "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school." It's the ever-popular war on Christmas bullshit cleverly rolled into an attack on homosexuals and people who may or may not go to church regularly! Genius! Shocking! Intolerant!

Because the Internet is amazing, we've already seen hundreds of responses to Perry's rant on YouTube, but our favorite so far is the Tumblr, Rick Perry's Unpopular Opinions. He's taking suggestions, so send one over if you'd like to share an example of an unbelievably unpopular opinion that Rick Perry is likely to have. You should also go ahead and bookmark the Know Your Meme collection of responses.

Tell us: have you seen a spoof or response to Rick Perry's ad that made you a little less disgusted? Leave a comment to share with us. This is pretty good. more ›

Ron Paul's New "Big Dog" Ad: A Monster Truck Jam

The only thing missing from Ron Paul's new ad is the candidate himself screeching away in a huge pickup truck, with a Calvin 'pee on' decal. What would he be peeing on though? Perry? The Dept. of Education? Authority? It's open to interpretation. One thing not open to interpretation is the Paul camp's realization that a steady percentage over ten years might not be the strongest path to the White House. How do you fix that problem? Court voters that might not know they like you yet. It's clear from this ad that Paul's team is pretty confident that rednecks who like to blow shit up and make fun of crappy dogs are a demographic they feel a connection to. It's kind of awesome, so we'll ignore how silly it sounds when the meek Ron himself endorses the message at the end. more ›

New Map Pre-empts Doggett-Castro Face-off [Politics]

New Map Pre-empts Doggett-Castro Face-off [Politics]

Political observers eagerly awaiting a Democratic face-off between Texas liberal lion Lloyd Doggett and his challenger State Rep. Joaquin Castro can put their popcorn down. more ›

Austinist Liveblogs The GOP Debate At The Dog and Duck Pub!

Austinist Liveblogs The GOP Debate At The Dog and Duck Pub!

Sick pleasure alert! Those goony GOPers are at it again, and Austinist is in the thick of it with a enough snark to choke…well…an elephant. This time around, we're camped out on the back patio at The Dog and Duck Pub, so if you wanna come out and pound a few pints, we'd be happy to see ya.
The fun starts at 6:30PM. If you make it out to the D'n'D, just look for our laptops and hunker down. The secret password is "GINGRICH/PAUL 2012!!!"
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Kids, Think Before You Tweet (About Assassinating the President) [Politics]

Kids, Think Before You Tweet (About Assassinating the President) [Politics]

UT student and College Republican representative Lauren Pierce's 129 characters on assassinating (or not assassinating) the president literally traveled around the world before coming home to roost. more ›

"Ample Circumstantial Evidence" of Voter Suppression in Redistricting: San Antonio Court to Draw New Map [Politics]

"Ample Circumstantial Evidence" of Voter Suppression in Redistricting: San Antonio Court to Draw New Map [Politics]

On Tuesday, a three judge panel of the Federal Court in Washington ruled that Texas Republican lawmakers used an "improper standard" in determining how the electoral map in Texas will be drawn for the 2012 election cycle. more ›

A Timeline of America's Relationship with Rick Perry and, uh... [Politics]

A Timeline of America's Relationship with Rick Perry and, uh... [Politics]

The day began like every other day. The dawn rose and with it Rick Perry. He woke up, kicked off his down comforter and un-rolled the curls from his hair. But as he sat at his vanity, brushing his hair and thinking of breakfast, he caught a chill, a chill he wasn't able to shake. It was like someone walked across his grave. more ›

The "Oops" Heard 'Round the World: Rick Perry Stumbles Again [Probably, It Was the Dept. of Energy]

At last night's Republican debate, our governor attempted to tell the world something big about his philosophy, something so critical to his economic policy, he had distilled it down to three points. These three points, he seemed eager to share, were pieces of the U.S. government that would be eliminated when he took office. "I will tell you: It's three agencies of government, when I get there, that are gone: Commerce, Education and the -- what's the third one there? Let's see. ... OK. So Commerce, Education and the -- ... The third agency of government I would -- I would do away with the Education, the ... Commerce and -- let's see -- I can't. The third one, I can't. Sorry. Oops." more ›

Another Day, Another Horribly Insensitive Gaffe [Politics]

Another Day, Another Horribly Insensitive Gaffe [Politics]

Hey, didja hear the one about the Texas state legislator who let slip an ethnic slur during a legislative hearing on insurance? more ›

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