• A New York judge rules that sending a MySpace "friend request" to a person who has a restraining order against you is illegal.
• Cold War conspiracy! Russia believes America's announced plan to shoot down one of its broken spy satellites is, in reality, a test its of its anti-missile defense system's capability. At any rate, it looks like the satellite is going to crash to Earth pretty soon, so keep your head on a swivel.
• Citizens of Planet Earth, welcome your newest country: Kosovo officially declares independence from Serbia.

We asked Chet about The Atlas, his affinity for dated pop-culture, The Onion's New Year's Eve party, and petty larceny. He obliged us, and it’s all transcribed below for your eyeballs’ pleasure(s). more ›

Scientists, nature buffs and stoners alike have gathered in front of their television sets every Sunday night for the past few weeks in order to catch the awe-inspiring footage of the Discovery Channel mini-series, Planet Earth. Originally produced and aired by the BBC, the eleven part mini-series took crews around the world, working for 5 years and shooting 2,000 days of footage with the latest in high-definition camera technology. Capturing the rarities and wonders... more ›