Have you ever found yourself yearning to be lost in the sea of lesbians that is the Dinah Shore Weekend in Palm Springs, but you can’t seem to get away? Do you want to have a night off from struggling to figure out where all the lesbians go in Austin and why the full-fledged lesbian bars in town can't keep from closing? More importantly, have you been patiently waiting since the year 1930 to attend......

Tonight, Screen Door Film and the Austin Museum of Art present Screen Door's Best Short Films of 2006. The winners were chosen by audience vote from among the 41 shorts presented by Screen Door Film throughout the past year. All of the eight films being screened tonight are national or international award-winners (including awards from film festivals like Palm Springs, SXSW, Sundance, Melbourne, Tinklai, Palm Springs, Tribeca, IndieWire and more) and three of the winners......

[The following is an editorial column by contributor Alison Coffey and does not necessarily reflect the views of the Austinist staff. --The Editors] It's not like I have thousands of dollars to make my home my castle, complete with beige furnishings from Room & Board and original artwork and decorative bowls filled with green apples. Even a total home by Target is kind of a struggle. So I don't know why I torture myself......

Tonight, Screen Door Film presents their first selection of shorts for 2006 over at the Arts on Real Theatre. The films on their schedule have screened at festivals all around the world, from Norway to New York, Palm Springs to Toronto, and at our very own Cinematexas. Check out a few of our highlights below, taken from their website, after the expandotron. You can also view the full schedule here. Screen Door Films Arts......