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What do you give the dear leader who's already got it all? If you're a decorated war vet with medals to spare, one option is (evidently) a Purple Heart. At least that's what Round Rock resident Bill Thomas decided to do when he and his wife met with President Bush yesterday at the Oval Office, where they presented our commander in chief with one of the three Purple Hearts that Thomas received in Vietnam. To...

We have been known to stumble around, fueled by booze, shady parts of town late at night, popping into local establishments, having hallucinations epiphanies about altruism and a perfect society where everyone is treated equally and fairly and people are rewarded for their hard work and good deeds. Then we usually fall off a barstool, bang our heads on the ground and wake up on a friend's couch hours later. Something similar happened to...