Results tagged “mummersparade”

I think I might be the most racist person I know. Let me clarify. When I say I’m a racist, I don’t mean that in the classic sense which, in my case, being a whitey, would shake down as me discriminating negatively against groups outside of my own race. Like the blacks. Or the Jews. Au contraire! For often enough it is the lily white man—usually the one in the business suit pushing me out of the way at the airport—that most alarms me. Those others? Well let’s just say sometimes I go overboard in the opposite direction.

We don't know about you, but it's friggin cold out there. Well, not for some of you. It seems as though places that are supposed to be cold are warm and places that are supposed to be warm are cold. Or maybe that's just us. Either way, we're freezing. Austinist said goodbye to their co-editor (sell-out) and played rumor monger on the SXSW lineup. And when dozens of dead birds littered downtown Austin, it's...