While our usual appointment television shows are on summer hiatus, we thought that we wouldn’t be watching much television this season. But that was not to be the case! We have been sitting on our couch in the A/C this summer watching these guilty pleasures: Project Runway, Weds @ 9pm, Bravo. No other show would make us turn on the Miss Universe pageant to see if a contestant was wearing the right gown. We... more ›

• Miss Universe couldn't take the heat of her tight and oh-so-heavy beaded dress; she fainted a few minutes after her coronation. A little sopón de garbanzos con patas de cerdo might have done her well.
• Major spas promoting relaxation are soon to be catering to pre-pubescent kids. A growing number of 9 to 13 year olds are stressed out with way too much on their plates.
• Looks like Chicken Shit Bingo is catching on in other states.
• We can't wait until this town needs a mascot for their futbol team. Okokok, we promise we're not in middle school.
• The Japanese have invented a bark-translation device. Now it will only be a matter of time when your best friend reveals all your secrets. You know you do shit in front of your dog...
• Buy a house on the side of a cliff and you might just run into a few problems.
• While smoking weed in Austin isn't generally frowned-upon by locals, Los Lonely Boys are...lately.
• Forbes' list of the Best Citites to Get a Job doesn't include Austin, but we didn't need to tell you that.
• Parker Brothers is now including a debit card with Monopoly.
• MySpace is branching out from pedophiles and murderers. A banner ad on MySpace infected the computers of millions of users with adware.