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The woman who encouraged us to shove dimes into jukeboxes long after they had switched to quarters, triggering a nationwide coin shortage in the early 80s, is coming to Austin. Joan Jett, the hottest 46 year old since Tina Turner in 1985 (or Madonna in 2004, for that matter), is still lovin' rock and roll, touring like a madwoman and turning her nose up at the prospect of ever investing in a pair of... more ›

• You scoff at man-manipulating-nature. We get kind of turned on by the thought of blue tomatoes.
• 7-Eleven is pulling Cocaine off their shelves. We'll see it being abused in high schools any day now.
• Fat-ass police officers get offended easily.
• We often dream of being in the right place at the right time.
• Did your neighbor recenly install a disc golf course in his backyard? Ask him where he got the baskets.
• Michael J. Fox is exploiting his disease in political ads...says Rush.
• You can't just walk thru a drive thru. That just ain't right.