Basketball: Thursday is your very last chance to catch the Austin Toros this year. The team celebrates Marcus Fizer's MVP win and the conclusion of a successful opening season, finishing against Fort Worth at the Convention Center that evening at 7:30pm. Tickets available here. Baseball: Opening day is approaching for the Round Rock Express. The team kicks off their 2006 season by playing nightly from April 14th-21st at the Dell Diamond. There's even swag......

Yep. It’s THAT time again! DJ Mel is Rocking the Casbah once more: the double deuce! Hold up. That doesn’t sound right. We’ll just stick with 22 and avoid all the toiletness surrounding the “deuce” reference. Toiletness… hm. Toileticity? Fuck it, the toilet jokes should be avoided. You know the drill. It’s time to bust out the leg warmers and headbands. Might as well, because The Parish gets Hades hot no matter what. Besides,......