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Midnight Movie: <em>Bloody Fists</em> at Alamo Village

Midnight Movie: Bloody Fists at Alamo Village

This Friday at midnight, the Alamo North hosts a free screening of The Bloody Fists aka Deadly Buddhist Raiders or Death Beach (hard to decide which is a better name). more ›

Bruce Lee Lookalike Contest Reminder!

Don't forget to submit your entry for our Fantastic Fest Bruce Lee Lookalike Contest! The festival starts this Thursday, so get your entry in ASAP for a chance to WIN TWO FESTIVAL BADGES! Fantastic Fest is our favorite eight days of the year. No lie. In fact, last year's fest was quite possibly the best eight days of our entire lives. And though we didn't think it was possible, this year is shaping up to... more ›

Finishing the Game: Bruce Lee Lookalike Contest

Fantastic Fest is our favorite eight days of the year. No lie. In fact, last year's fest was quite possibly the best eight days of our entire lives. And though we didn't think it was possible, this year is shaping up to be even better! To celebrate the festival's opening night, we cordially invite you--nay, we challenge you--to compete in the Finishing the Game: Bruce Lee Lookalike Contest! Here's how it works: Dress up like... more ›

Austinist Theatre Review: <em>The Assumption</em>

Austinist Theatre Review: The Assumption

Tire-wielding bass-quackers, teddy bears, Kung Fu, rock music and a little Hamlet. This makes up the world of The Assumption—a super-fun, playfully random, wholly modern deviation on the Bard’s most famous tragedy from Refraction Arts. The show starts from the moment you arrive, greeted by box office staff with Yosemite Sam Southern accents and a tendency to drop “fuck” into most of their sentences. You’re not allowed into the theatre, but one of these... more ›

If You Can See Chuck Norris, He Can See You. If You Can't See Chuck Norris, You May Be Only Seconds Away From Death.

If You Can See Chuck Norris, He Can See You. If You Can't See Chuck Norris, You May Be Only Seconds Away From Death.

Mayor Will Wynn took a break from his hard work of trying to cram as many people as possible into a small area Wednesday to hold a ceremony on the steps of City Hall featuring karate legend and unfortunate pop-culture icon, Chuck Norris. If you are reading this, odds are you are live in Austin, so we thought you should know that this your city council presented Chuck Norris withThe Honorary Austin Citizen Award.... more ›

Walker, Hungarian Ranger

Walker, Hungarian Ranger

Dateline: Budapest. Mullet-wearing, cowboy boot-wearing, justice-keeping, Texas martial arts phenom Chuck Norris is close to putting another feather in his black belt. Or something. Hungarian government officials need a name for a new bridge that crosses the Danube in Budapest. Being the grand, tech-savvy democracy that they are, they decided to let the voice of the people be heard, so they took the name-voting to the intraweb. And, not surprisingly, the leading vote-getter thus far,... more ›

Drafthouse Update: Lions On A Bus, Stunt Men, George-Michael, and Iron Chef

Drafthouse Update: Lions On A Bus, Stunt Men, George-Michael, and Iron Chef

The August + September edition of the Alamo Drafthouse guide has left us punch-drunk. We can't believe they have packed so many unique and fun events into a usually sleepy time of year. The following are some highlights to book early for: - Blanks On A Blank: Yes, Snakes On A Plane is finally out this month, and in what must be a first, the Alamo will be showing winners from a SOAP parody... more ›

It's Awards Season Again: Golden Globe Nominations

It's Awards Season Again: Golden Globe Nominations

For what it's worth, the Golden Globe nominations were announced this morning. We like watching the Golden Globes; they are so laid-back and relaxed in comparison to the pretentious Academy Awards. Of course, they don't always choose the same winners . . . Babe won the Golden Globe for best musical/comedy the year it was nominated, after all. And while Jennifer Garner has won a Golden Globe, she has yet to win an Emmy... more ›

Reviews of Movies We Haven’t Seen

Reviews of Movies We Haven’t Seen

Bewitched From director Nora Ephron, who brought us such sugary sweet servings as “Sleepless in Seattle” and “You’ve Got Mail,” comes this reimagining of the classic 60’s television sitcom of the same name. Will Ferrell, whom we obviously love for his comedic chops (Blue Oyster Cult sketch, anyone?), if not his fine acting skills, plays Jack, a struggling actor who is cast to play Darrin in a remake of the tv show. He gets... more ›

Please Don't Hurt Jet Li. He's Sweet. And He Will Break You.

You know the traditional action movie, where some tough guy gets beset by all sorts of problems, blows up a national monument, and then scores with a really hot woman as the city burns behind them? God, haven't we seen that enough times? We have. Trust us. We want a little bit more from our action movies now, like things getting blown up in obscure cities in Europe, and themes of unromantic love. Familial love. Love as redemption. Love as motivation for personal growth. more ›

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