What’s in a name? (I think Abraham Lincoln said that.) The answer is, not much, especially if your band sucks, which it probably does. (I said that.) Still, picking a good band name from the rapidly dwindling supply of word combinations available can be a tricky business, fraught with dead ends, desperation, and 31 flavors of WTF?. Therefore, I’m inaugurating a monthly edition of Hots On called, mmhmm, Band Slam!, wherein I attempt to......

Monday, June 18musicHairy Apes BMX, Gabby La LA, Jetpaq Shakur at Stubb’s musicMenomena at Waterloo Records musicArt Brut Karaoke Party and "Caddyshack" at Beauty Bar filmThird Coast Night: "Leila Khaled, Hijacker" at Alamo Downtown filmMusic Monday: "Here We Come" at Alamo Downtown food/booksDr. BBQs Big-Time Barbeque Road Trip at BookPeople, 603 N Lamar Blvd (7pm)foodCentral Market Cooking Class: The Perfect Scoop with Chef David Lebovitz at Central Market Cooking School, 4001 N Lamar ($65, 6:30-9pm)......