Rush Hour 3: Don't Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker look dismayed to find themselves in the third installment of their never-ending Rush Hour franchise? If you find it hilarious to watch a BLACK GUY and an ASIAN GUY fighting crime--together!--then look out, because now they're fighting crime in France, the funniest place in the world! Which one of them do you think will be eye-rolling and making fish-out-of-water quips while dangling from the Eiffel Tower......

Dick. Price. The man featured regularly featured on Dr. Demento's radio show, the man who used to release new, weird-ass songs every day, free to all by calling his personal voicemail (he's since upgraded to posting them on the internet) -- this man, this great man, has teamed up with local underground theatre mayhem-makers, Rubber Repertory, and written a musical. Again. Last year's smash hit success At Home With Dick was nothing short of......

Okay, there are a couple of new films we’d be willing to see this week, but honestly we’re too busy geeking out over next week’s release of Harry Potter IV. One thing we should mention: Eminem's 50 Cent’s Get Rich or Die Tryin’, a film about his life leading up to his huge success as a rap artist, was released on Wednesday. But if you’re anything like us, you probably don’t care. *Zathura To......

There it is on 9th and Rio Grande. A nice, white house with a little sign on the front identifying it as the Tea Embassy, and inside there is lots and lots of tea. We assume it is a family that runs the place--as they all have the same last name and all happen to know quite a lot about tea. They pour samples of the stuff into little ceramic cups. Papa says, "do......