Hey, did you all hear that Haley Joel Osment pleaded no contest to drunk driving and drug possession charges? Can you imagine being in an AA meeting with that kid who saw dead people? Man, he is totally that guy now. Sad. Anyway, on to this week's new movie releases, which feature actors whose careers may or may not eventually take a turn for the worst! *Flags of Our Fathers Clint Eastwood's son makes......

If you miss the old Woody Allen, the incredibly witty one with highly-developed (neurotic) characters experiencing genuine personal conflict supported by crisp dialogue, we suggest you hit up the mini Woody retrospective at the Paramount Theatre this weekend, featuring Annie Hall and Hannah and Her Sisters. If you want to see the aging, trite Woody Allen and his desperate attempts at comedy with his most recent muse, Scarlett Johannson, then you may want to check......

Celebrate, it's Memorial Day weekend! You most likely have plans to float down a river, or swim in a pool, or have your rich friends take you out in their boat, all while getting exceedingly plastered and forgetting about your soul-sucking day job.* Good thing, because film pickin’s today are slim and, well, strangely international. Most of you are probably wildly anticipating the release of X-Men Part Trois - one Austinist editor was so......