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It's official. I'm living in a state of denial. I have about four months left, and I'm under the delusion that I actually know what it is to be "big." My scale has never hit the number it's at -- I'm quickly approaching outweighing my husband. My belly has never, ever been anywhere near this large and round -- there's no mistaking it for a beer gut any longer. But every once in a while I'm forced to reckon with the fact that I'm not even two-thirds of the way there. That I've never done this before and I have no idea what I'm talking about.

Because Black History Month is relegated to 28 short February days, and because Arizona didn’t even celebrate MLK, Jr. Day until 2004, it’s only fitting that the long, beautiful month of June serves as National Soul Food Month.