In case you were wondering how the eBay sale of the Hamburger Bed turned out, we received news from Kayla Kromer, the bed's creator, that it sold for over $3,000 to an out of town buyer. Comedian Neil Hamburger, who had a show at Emo's on Friday, put in a huge last minute push for the giant sandwich's sale by taking promo pictures and posting about it online. As for what the future holds for Kromer? She is working on a new bed, and she promises to let us know about its forthcoming "big reveal". In the meantime, she gave us three clues - it's round, from a movie, and not food. "So everyone's dreams of a Hot Dog bed are going to have to be self-realized," Kromer encourages. more ›

That's right, the Hamburger Bed is for sale on eBay. Inspired by the 1986 movie, Hamburger: The Motion Picture, in which dorm room beds were hamburgers, Austinite Kayla Kromer cooked one up for herself. More accurately a Cheeseburger Bed, the handcrafted original quickly became an internet sensation and has appeared in seven magazines. After months of warding off would be buyers, Kromer sites a series of personal setbacks requiring her to make sacrifices as the reason she is finally willing to sell her masterpiece. Since the burger is large (8 feet in diameter!), Kromer is nor arranging for shipping, which puts Austin area residents at a great advantage should they want to sleep between a slice of memory foam American Cheese and a sesame seed bun. more ›

In the midst of an epic week that's been chock full of geese-induced plane crashes, ailing tech CEOs, and news that Mars might not be a dead planet after all, we nearly forgot to share with you the most important thing we've ever found on the Internet. Ever. more ›