And...there's vodka somewhere in the mix! No really, we just caught wind of this about an hour ago, and among the many interesting events lucky Austinites can choose from tonight, this is by far the funkiest. And it's free! Tonight only, 7pm, at the Vortex Theater, Green Tiger Pilates and Tito's Handmade Vodka present The Blindfolded Reformer. Certified pilates instructor Eric Schimel performs a series of pilates moves called the "Advanced Reformer Routine"...blindfolded. But... more ›

As we enter into another weekend of hard nosed thespianic action, we remember being 15. Everyone told us we were worthless and ugly, so we turned to a life of porn – that’d show ‘um, bastards. It’s a familiar story. So familiar in fact, that it’s the focus of our Austinist Pick of the Week: A Brief History of Helen of Troy. You know those posters around town where the young-looking girl is sucking... more ›