Let's look back at a week in which no site in the -ist network adopted anyone from Africa... -Austinist reveled in the dumb antics of some U.T. law students and posted some great audio from former New Orleans natives who've decided to stay in Austin. But the best news for Austinist? They were voted Best Local Entertainment Web Site by the local Austin alt-weekly. Congrats, Austinist. -DCist gloried in being told their musical tastes made......

For years now we have been over -inundated with salt & pepper haired men throwing cats through tire swings or sitting in hot tubs at dusk, frisky as hell, waiting for all that pharmacologically-inspired blood to rush to their johnsons as the missus sits by nervously, er, eagerly, waiting for her gravity-caught-up-to spare-tire-having lover to regain his vigor and mount her like the wild (and loving) animal he once was for a few weeks......