That bitch that cut you off almost swiping the side of your shiny car wasn't drunk. She was gossiping on her cell phone. But she might as well have been drunk. Check out some proposals for Austin's largest public art project and tell the developer what you think. Who knew that Disney World was such a dangerous place? A judge in Oklahoma, was insecure about his own sexual performance behind the bench. He was... more ›

[The following is an editorial column by contributor Alison Coffey and does not necessarily reflect the views of the Austinist staff. --The Editors] I know I've told you before of my daughterly love for Project Runway's Tim Gunn (if I had a gay fashion designing New Yorker for a father instead of a golfing, loafer wearing retired midwestern school superintendent), but he never ceases to impress me with his infinte wisdom and his stern... more ›

You've just won the Big XII Championship and a chance to play in the biggest game of your lives: What are you gonna do now? Go to Disney World? Nah, how about go to annual football banquet, head from there down to 6th street to be revered by drunks, have people buy you drinks and get your party on? Still not good enough? OK, you can (allegedly) assault some folks and demand money, as well. We got a deal? more ›