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Austin made the list of the Top 10 Sweatiest Cities in America. But some people in Florida are pissed that they didn't make the list. The Central Texas Area, including Austin, of course,was listed as one the Top 10 Chill Places in America. We found this and thought you needed a good tear-jerker. Local animal rights activists are accusing Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus trainers of abusive behavior towards the circus animals....

TUESDAY [30] [music] "German with a laptop" Jan Jelinek does a solo show at Flamingo Cantina -- check out what Tiny Mix Tapes has to say! (Thanks, Margaret!) (link) [music] Scion returns to Austin with Tony Touch, DJ Hier, DJ Kwestion and DJ Mel at The Parish Room (Free, RSVP required) (link) [music] Youngmond Grand and Solace Bros at Club DeVille (link) [books] Mark Falkin presents Days of Grace at BookPeople (7pm) (link) [film] Out...

A surprisingly hefty offering of new releases today! Trim the fat and take our recommendations to heart, won't you? Basic Instinct 2 It's not possible for us to care less about Sharon Stone's latest attempt to "get back in the game," as it were. You can already download the "sex" scenes from the internet, but honestly, why would you want to? It's like voluntarily searing your own retinas with white-hot needles. *Ice Age: The...

Yea, so maybe this has next-to-nothing to do with Austin, but we ARE (allegedly) the Live Music Capital of the World, so get off our nutz. Anywho…The Sun has reported that legendary gangster rapper Ice-T is set to produce a new rap album. But it’s not just any rap album, it is the debut rap stylings of one David Hasselhoff. As you probably know, the lecherous home-permed former Baywatch director/producer/star is HUGE in Germany, having released seven albums to wildly populärer beifall (that’s “popular acclaim,” to the uninitiated). Ice-T, who has probably already lost serious street cred for playing the 5-0 in Law & Order: SVU is sure to be relegated to the ranks of such gangster legends as Vanilla Ice after this one. Apparently the two guys live in the same neighborhood and are quite close. Ice-T supposedly said he was impressed with the way, the newly monikered, “Hassle The Hoff” “regulates those big breastesed bitches.” Word.