- Is this a workers’ comp injury? Dude badly cut himself while allegedly breaking into “Big Bang Custom Paint and Body” in Killeen. He was arrested after he got out of the hospital!
- This reads more like an action-movie plot than a headline: “Vehicle crashes into home, hits baby. Baby expected to be OK.”
- Dallas-area church really wanted 18 cohabiting couples to get hitched so they footed the bill for a big wedding! The wedding was part of a lecture series called, "The Real Flava of Love."

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