*The views expressed in Truesday are those of the author and do not represent Austinist as a whole. Thank heavens.* -The Editors It was in my sixth hundredth year that I made a humble man’s plans to perform the recently accepted annual rite of loose boozery and off-cuffed shenanigans designed to commemorate the birth of broad-scale marketing for the two-piece bikini. This rite was to revolve around a vessel, and the Central Texas sea,... more ›