Brazilian military find signs of the Air France jet. Hey, this is as good a place to spend political capital as any. Burger King doesn't really believe global warming is baloney. Or so it says. This is just really sad: couple commits suicide after the death of their child. Home auto maintenance FAIL. That hot guy from "Terminator," in armor.
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Coalition of Immokalee Workers Activist to Speak at UT Tonight
The coalition is a community of Florida farmworkers from various immigrant backgrounds who strive for fair wages and fair treatment and work to end modern-day slavery. One of the activists from this Coalition, Lucas Benitez, will be delivering the opening address at UT's 28th Annual Student Conference on Latin America tonight.
Changes to Come On Austin's Most Schizophrenic Street
In less than one month, the incoming class at The University of Texas will start walking the sidewalks of Guadalupe Street, listening to Nick Drake on their shiny iPods and buying every Bob Marley poster within a mile radius. These sidewalks, between 19th and 29th street, are affectionately known as The Drag, an area in a constant state of flux as businesses attempt tirelessly to keep up with the perpetual flakiness of an 18-24...
Truesday: Sensitive People, With So Much To Give
I had my mind set on becoming the next muse for a non-suicide-bent Dead Poet’s Society (I like to stand on tables). I was going to trade my soul for frittering health benefits and a salary that would strongly rival that of a second-shift Burger King manager.
Can Hump Day Get Any Better?
That's right, tonight is your chance to do the hump. The Humpty Hump, that is. The Funk-lectic rap collection known as Digital Underground are in town tonight and will be performing at the Rosewood Recreation Center. Digital Underground is led by Shock G, better known as the man who "once got busy in a Burger King bathroom" -- Humpty Hump. "The Humpty Dance" was one of the first rap songs we learned all the lyrics to, along with Sir-Mix-A-Lot's "My Posse's On Broadway." If you don't believe us, come to our next happy hour and behold the glory of our rap skills, son.

