Congress votes to expand the White House's wiretapping free-for-all. Exercise, it turns out, doesn't have to completely suck. Man pleads "I was sleepwalking" to rape charges, actually succeeds. Wanna get a kid to eat something? Wrap it in a Big Mac wrapper. Giuliani's own daughter is voting for Obama. Chicago Tribune music critic sums up Lollapalooza 2007. Thinking of getting married? Oprah'll change your mind.... more ›

"The cure for the common film fest," Austin Underground Film Fest is the way to go if you're beginning to tire of the latest blockbusters. Rest assured Delta Farce, The Ex, Knocked Up, and their ilk won't be on the program June 9, when you'll begin to feel what the weather is like underground. The 2007 lineup for the underground festival features several shorts, including Ghetto Big Mac, A Girl Like Me, Drawing Between the... more ›

• Who can blame a dog for loving girls' panties?
• You should know that any kind of "cum" on your resume could eliminate you from contacting potential employers. Think of another way to say "magna cum laude".
• In Connecticut, a woman was bitten by a coyote apparently because she didn't have a Big Mac on her. Perhaps the coyote should travel to France, where they have the largest number of McDonald's franchises outside the US and an increasingly obese population.
• Monopoly is getting a makeover. New game pieces will advertise resemble items associated with any major corporation who was willing to pony up the goods.
• Having our feet licked in a Wal-Mart would certainly be a religious experience of sorts. Of course you'd have to get us in to a Wal-Mart first.
• Attorney General Gonzales wants ISP's to save the internet surfing habits of their clientele. We think he just wants to know where all the good, free porn is.
  

• There has got to be a better way to transport Turkeys. Ever driven behind one of these trucks with your window's rolled down? Ugh.
• A woman in Iowa got stuck to the toilet seat at a mall. Investigators called it assault and vandalism- we call it funny as shit.
• Some people might appreciate that the Star Wars saga can soon be seen in just 20 minutes. Someone please find it on the internet for us after the filiming.
• Some pilots totally ignored warnings that there was a mountain in the way. They crashed.
• Albetra, Canada is NOT the place to be these days. First, Edmonton couldn't keep up with demands for beer during their stint in the NHL playoffs, now they are having issues with bad delivery service.
• This woman has an eerily positive attitude about the surprise tattoo her ex boyfriend gave her while she was sleeping.
• McDonald's etiquette. McRules if you will. Because we will take. you. out. if you even TRY to get tomatoes on a Big Mac.