Aggies Deform Longhorn
In terrible things news, a recent post on the Alcalde, the University of Texas alumni blog, shows a picture of a small boy in a Texas A & M t-shirt holding a rope attached to a longhorn with his horns facing down. It was supposedly accomplished by weighing the horns down slowly over time.
Random News That We Want You To Know About [Extra Extra]
- Sarah Palin will campaign with Rick Perry in Houston in February, at an event called “Super Sunday with Sarah!”
- WTF? An off-duty Plano officer was allegedly driving drunk when he hit an on-duty police car. Both officers were injured enough to go to the hospital.
- The Vet school at Texas A&M now has their own blacksmith.
Texas: Keeping the News Mighty Strange [Extra Extra]
- Is it just us, or does a bank robber fleeing by bike—and making a clean getaway-- seem totally out of place in Houston? In the ATX, you might blend-in while riding a bike, but in H-town?
- Look at the 85 comments on this Statesman story on the closing of the Zilker lawn after ACL! This is an issue that Austin totally cares about!
- That Austin Chronicle cover-art of Bob Schneider is actually a self-portrait. Who knew?
Death, Sex and College [Extra Extra]
Watch a recently found full-color film detailing the brutal aftermath of the May 11, 1953 Waco tornado. (If you've ever wondered why half of downtown Waco is a parking lot, here's your answer. It wasn't like that until the tornado.) Be careful about jaywalking in front of any cop near UT! Finals week: Don’t forget to have your brain blessed! Gail Collins of The New York Times Op-Ed page calls Texas “a teen pregnancy disaster zone.” (Expert opinion claims abstinence-only education makes Texas a baby-makin’ factory!) Legendary Texas writer Bud Shrake had a fantastic life, and wound up with this great obit. He was even part of history: years ago, he told us that Jack Ruby was sitting on his newsroom desk when JFK was shot. Read his book "Strange Peaches" if you aren't going to his service tomorrow. Students sprinting in skivvies at UT! (SFW)
Extra Extra
Domestic disturbance in Dripping Springs trailer park leads to SWAT standoff with one death. 22 Bastrop students and their bus driver sent to the hospital after the vehicle drove off the road and into a barbed wire fence this morning. Austin sex offender arrested after not staying at home on Halloween. About half of those who were pulled over on "No Refusal Weekend" had over 2 times the legal amount of alcohol in their systems. If you ride the bus, you likely already know, but the CapMetro strike is over. Really, the headline says it all. Lame duck George W. Bush will give the December commencement speech at A&M.

