You may remember scenes from your childhood television viewing when the creators of some of your favorite cartoons came flying through the third wall, interrupting your regularly scheduled mayhem and comedic violence to explain how, for example, the Coyote needs to chase after the Roadrunner as much as the Roadrunner needs to be chased, and if one party ever truly, finally succeeded, the results would be far less satisfying than you might imagine, bringing the whole technicolor ecosystem into panic. It's all some sort of precious, 1984 or 'circle of life'-derived interpretation, and depending on how ponderous of a kid you were, you either loved or hated these episodes. It's probably fair to say most of us were glad when the think-piece ended and we were left with Acme-brand laffs and animals falling off cliffs and etc. more ›

Each week, we'll look at some reasons to taunt, belittle, and bully the Longhorns' football opponent. This week: the Texas A&M Aggies. more ›

It turns out the person behind the Great Aggie Locker Room Caper isn't a Longhorn after all. Police used surveillance tape to nab the person who broke into the Texas A&M football complex this week, stealing equipment and leaving behind the message, "The Eyes of Texas Are Upon You" written in athletic tape. more ›