There’s a new dude in my life. It’s all Warren’s fault for leaving me for a month to go on a road trip. I guess I got lonely. I don’t usually succumb to online ads. But there I was, one Saturday morning, clicking a link, reading Dante’s story. Even though he’s 49, overweight, blonde (not my preference) and has a mysterious history, still I thought, “I need to meet this guy.” I met him in person that same day, let him move in the day after that. Turns out he’s a heavy breather, slobbers a lot, and spends most of his time lying around. He’s not a particularly well-mannered eater. And it became clear our first night together that we won’t ever share a bed. Still, I’m letting him stay. more ›

Visiting Asia, South America and Europe in one night could seem like a rather daunting task to someone without some sweet teleportation skills or a bankrolled time machine. Even if you could make it to all three, you would probably not have the minutes or digestional fortitude to sample the multitude of tastes that each place has to offer. Luckily for us, all of these worries will be whisked away on Sunday, October 25th by Lovexotic, a night of sounds, sights and savoriness, hosted by our fave Indian eatery The Clay Pit. more ›