*The views expressed in Truesday are those of the author and do not represent Austinist as a whole. Thank heavens.* -The Editors To begin, I want to reiterate from last week that the email to send story submissions to is truecraig[at]austinist.com, not any of the other addresses you may have seen posted somewhere for me. I’m trying to keep this thing as organized as possible, see? And I'm not very skilled with email herding.......