General note about the internets for those just discovering dial-up: Due to widespread availability of various cheap/free/cracked photo-doctoring software packages, and LOLCHEEZBERGERCATSNOMNOMNOM-...

"Naturual" is the unnatural mutation of "natural". Or something like that....

For the most part, I agree that we tend to stick with what we know and would likely destroy any alien life or whatever that actually presented itself to us, out of paranoid fear. But, as random cha...

LUVS ME SOME POST-CUT-OFF COMMENTS! And yelling in type. ...

The grammar contained in that McCain transcript's as bad as mine. Reading difficult it for makes. ...

I've been told on several occasions that I am what is wrong with america today. And honestly, it feels pretty good. Chaplan is a lead leet in the ways and sooths of the marxist in all thinking peopl...

Did you know that George Washington had like, thirty dicks? Crazy. ...

I think I've met those dudes. I like to refer to them as "the voice of the heartland" whenever I see them . If it weren't for the "muscle-bound" part I would swear you were referring to my trash-s...

Courts don't maintain compliance, and they don't repeal anything. Those are the duties of other government branches....

Not that I want to take myself too seriously here, but I completely agree with you on the comparison between the column and the tree photos in terms of artistic legitimacy. They are both very similar...

A broken toilet is such a great metaphor, for so many things, isn't it? Yes, Benj, I am an idiot. Goes without saying, really. Sometimes I wish that bungled toilet installations were the extent of ...

I thought the 'conscious rapper' comment was directed toward the most recent incarnations of the backpacker style, and in that context it seems appropriate to me. ...

Nice one, Stevey B. I think your comment-spam (the html part) got blocked like a poorly-founded intertechnology deal. BOOYEAH!...

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Shame is a waste of time, and typically the product of other people's hang-ups, not your own. So I try not to give it much thought. But it's nice to give touristy strangers a reason to laugh, sinc...

Dave, all I want to know is WHERE THEY GRANBABIES AT?!! ...

Yes, let's meet at Deville asap. Because after this weekend, THE CLEANSE IS ON. I've received some pretty tight advice so far. Some well-known procedural ones to lesser known herbal remedies. It's...

When I had friends living in Hyde Park there was this one lady who would go knocking on the front door of any house where a car in the driveway was blocking the sidewalk, thereby forcing the parade of...

That's the LM I've come to know and love! Wait, is it vaginae or vaginai? Vagii (Gift of the)? Vaginae-nae? ...