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On May 15, 2008 10:42 AM in Austinist Indieroke is back! Phase Two begins on May 25th @ The Mohawk!, they said:

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On May 14, 2008 11:27 AM in Truesday: Fall of Shame, they said:

Shame is a waste of time, and typically the product of other people's hang-ups, not your own. So I try not to give it much thought. But it's nice to give touristy strangers a reason to laugh, sinc...

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On May 7, 2008 3:08 PM in Truesday: Expecting and Expectations, they said:

Dave, all I want to know is WHERE THEY GRANBABIES AT?!! ...

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On May 1, 2008 11:54 AM in Truesday: A Move To Reset, they said:

Yes, let's meet at Deville asap. Because after this weekend, THE CLEANSE IS ON. I've received some pretty tight advice so far. Some well-known procedural ones to lesser known herbal remedies. It's...

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On April 25, 2008 1:56 PM in Urban vs. Suburban - the Street Grid
or: Hyde Park Hates Pedestrians, they said:

When I had friends living in Hyde Park there was this one lady who would go knocking on the front door of any house where a car in the driveway was blocking the sidewalk, thereby forcing the parade of...

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On April 25, 2008 10:51 AM in Get More Drunk At The Alamo!, they said:

That's the LM I've come to know and love! Wait, is it vaginae or vaginai? Vagii (Gift of the)? Vaginae-nae? ...

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On April 25, 2008 9:52 AM in Get More Drunk At The Alamo!, they said:

Or diarrhea. Whichever's easiest to discuss....

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On April 25, 2008 9:45 AM in Get More Drunk At The Alamo!, they said:

LM, for the record, I'm totally cool with you talking about your own vagina diarhea. ...

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On April 24, 2008 1:25 PM in No One Wants To Clean Up The Train Bridge, they said:

That's the thing about jokes, LM. They're contextual. Seth used hyperbole to make a point about whether or not Shilli actually believed his statement about: blank walls being no better than tagged o...

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On April 24, 2008 11:50 AM in No One Wants To Clean Up The Train Bridge, they said:

I would like to note that there is a difference between "tagging" and “graffiti”. Though the two are definitely linked (and one could argue that all graffiti is tagging but not all tagging is graffit...

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On April 24, 2008 11:25 AM in Because It's Harder to Fight the Man When You're Nekkid, they said:

The "Defend Brooklyn" t-shirts from 2000/01 had an AK-47 across the chest. Much more forceful. But sadly, just as effective. http://www.tikaro.com/features/defend_brooklyn/...

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On April 24, 2008 10:26 AM in No One Wants To Clean Up The Train Bridge, they said:

LM, I'm a big fan of off-color humor, I really am. But let's leave any and all dubiously played wife jokes off the boards. People tend to read them with the worst possible connotation (right or wron...

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On April 23, 2008 10:08 AM in Truesday: Random Serendipity , they said:

Oprah would've filmed it and made sure someone got a book deal at the end. ...

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On April 18, 2008 2:06 PM in Extra Extra: Stuck With Perry?, they said:

Check out the comments section on that Cedar Park Middle School vandalism thing. HILARITY between the generations. It's almost as if the commenters are time-warping back and forth and commenting aga...

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On April 8, 2008 5:00 PM in Truesday: Like A Duck, they said:

I didn't wreck anything. Red Rocket remains in perfect working order. So far!...

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On March 28, 2008 2:47 PM in I Am So Popular: Three Weddings and a Funeral, they said:

Actually, I meant that the divorcing couple should give gifts to all who attended their divorce ceremony, seeing as how weddings tend to be a wholesale gift-collection process (bridal shower, wedding ...

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On March 28, 2008 9:20 AM in I Am So Popular: Three Weddings and a Funeral, they said:

And then they'd give a whole bunch of black-wrapped gifts to everyone who attended, selected from the Divorce Registry at Neiman Marcus. ...

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On March 25, 2008 5:19 PM in Truesday: Engine And Caboose, they said:

Don't work either. Apparently....

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On March 25, 2008 5:18 PM in Truesday: Engine And Caboose, they said:

Justin Timberlake Strikes!...

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On March 25, 2008 5:03 PM in Truesday: Engine And Caboose, they said:

And I've never seen that dude at Deville. I've seen Frodo and Tobias Funke at Deville, but never Portland Musician Man. ...

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