spikegillespie

Spike here- I have already received enough donations to cover the ticket. THANK YOU AUSTIN! This is just to say that I am going to donate all further funds generated from this post to Cooking Up Engli...

Ah, I might have appeared to be double parked-- I can totally see this from the cyclist's perspective. Thing is as soon as I realized that the guy who was sitting in a parking spot with his taillights...

no fucking duh. my points are -- a) it's a stupid fucking setup, a disaster waiting to happen and b) by screaming at me, the cop is only distracting me more from a situation i did not mean to enter an...

Hi Karen, Well, actually I live in East Austin. It's really true. spike...

this made me so wet. thank you....

Dear Mr. Wes, When earlier you commented in the comment section suggesting that I not comment in the comment section, I commented back saying that I would not comment in the future because, like you s...

Dear Mr. Wes, Thank you very much for teaching me about manners on the Internet and explaining to me how I am supposed to conduct myself. I really appreciate it. I was not able to afford Internet fini...

Mr. Rambo, You know what they say-- when you assume, you make an ass out of you. I have no idea why there's not a comment link on the latest column. I have not now nor in the past (nor will I in the f...

Konnichiwa Tomoko, It was unclear that Ikeda is your actual name-- when I said I wished people would use their real identities, I like to see first/last names simply because MANY people just use some ...

Good lord. Now I'm confused. Who is Tomoko? And Morgan? Seth has no idea who Seth is so don't feel bad-- there's no way the rest of us can know him either. He has spent years trying to hitch his dumba...

It would be so nice if you people would actually state your real identities here. To clarify some more: I did not dignify Morgan's original ridiculous and sarcastic "Really?..." with a response becaus...

FINALLY... SOMEBODY understands me. Your darn tootin' that's the right spelling. Thanks for pointing it out before Seth had a chance to wrongly "correct" me. Seth thanks you, too. (We're now speaking ...

Setting the record straight here-- Spike Gillespie has made about 99% of her income as a writer writing first person pieces, including three memoirs, essays for the Chronicle, a column for the Dallas ...

Morgan, If "Apologies accepted" means you think I'm apologizing, you are sorely mistaken. I will say, though, that I am sorry-- sorry about your husband. spike...

Memo From: Pot (Me, Me, Me) To: Kettle (Morgan, Morgan, Morgan) Re: Me, Myself & I (the mathematics) Dear Mr/Ms Meltz, Your combined posts total 437 words, of which 20 are either "me," "myself," or "...