I LOVE goats! And yes, they have weird eyes. And I loved your chickens, too. June succumbed to death by heat when she got super nesty and wouldn't get up off her eggs to get water. I was out of town a...

seth, i don't know how i lived for all these years without your brilliant insights into how to run my life, illustrate my points, raise my kids, and write my column. i just thank god above and the bab...

for me being part of the creative class, means a number of things, a big one-- as noted-- being flexibility. i spent twentyish years getting to a point where i can comfortably support myself with my w...

i'm curious to know where the stats are on "all tend to be..." i grew up very poor, in a blue collar family. i credit a lot of my ability to function well in the creative class to my mother's ingenuit...

good lord even i, with all my experience at being extremely popular, had no idea that being so popular could be so... well... exciting! thank you all for the comments. and that *was* a damn good artic...

it was *not* a "really good excuse" it was a fucking awesome excuse! finally, you're starting to get the picture....

seth, you suggest in one of your posts that i spend "so much time" talking about henry's truancy. it was a single paragraph in the opening of my piece. you suggest my son "played me." for the record, ...

You know, Seth, part of me feels like an idiot for wasting time I will never get back responding, once again, to your bait. On the other hand, of course a mother wants to clarify when a character assa...

Seth, Have you met my son? Working with me at Vignette-- I was there for about five months-- doesn't, I don't think, qualify you to make a decision one way or the other as to my intelligence. As it ha...

for who's sake? and really, people, have you HAD phone sex with Warrrrrghen? believe me, you'd take your cell phone, too....

for who's sake? and really, people, have you HAD phone sex with Warrrrrghen? believe me, you'd take your cell phone, too....

The old dude walked out on me a year ago. Warren stepped up to the plate. Happy ever after and all that....