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God, I can't wait until the election is over so I don't have to hear anything from you wackjob racists because I don't watch NASCAR or go hunting or whatever it is you people do. ...

Is that picture photoshopped? It seems really, I don't know, BRIGHT. ...

Outstanding. ...

Well, jacking up the price of water would be really good for homeowners in every suburb not in the city of Austin. ...

Wow, that is some serious weaksauce in trying to link Edwards's thing to Obama. ...

Nothing could depress me more than the idea of vegan frito pie. ...

I gather that's supposed to look appetizing, but it, in fact, does the opposite. ...

So unwed parenting is bad, just not as bad as abortion. ...

There's an interesting post on the chick who got 35 years in WilCo here. ...

You're right, it is tan, I am, apparently color dyslexic. And it's in my wallet. Precinct 374 represent....

And if you voted early, they give you a little card saying you voted and in what precinct you belong. I am frantically trying to find that fucking pink card. ...

I totally thought this was serious until the Nader thing. Well, the mac was kind of a tipoff, but the Nader thing was exactly the right touch. Ha ha, douchebag cyclists. ...

I would like to take full credit for Lloyd Doggett's decision, as I am sure that my impassioned email to him urging him as a former constituent now stuck in District 21 Repub hell to endorse Obama was...

I would pay $50 to go to a viewing party if my money only went to Obama, but it doesn't, so I won't. I'll just donate $50 to him instead. ...

I once had one wake me up in boarding school because it was crawling across my face. I didn't sleep for 4 days. ...