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Thanks for the Humane Society volunteer parties and fundraisers, Grapevine. You'll be missed....

Yeah, really, who is that guy? I love the Ransom Center so much. Mysterious lost manuscripts, deep throat collections, and costumes. So sexy. It's just waiting for a murder mystery a la Name of the R...

Jogging town lake without a bra makes my dirty pillows hurt....

Yesterday I spent a crapload of cash to have two dead trees removed and one treated for termites. Ahh, the joys of homeownership....

This brings a whole new interpretation to that movie! Now where's my netflix queue......

I love the idea of the emotional landfill! I'd offer that time a bus full of 7-12th graders sang the Flintstones Vitamin jingle at me while replacing "growing" with "starving." I was a runt of a kid....

I can't decide what is more entertaining, the crapper or the crapee. This bathroom is a never-ending source of amusement. It's very Freudian....

I lucked out and only had a few more hail dings on my car. Scared the living daylights outta me, though, especially when I turned on the back porchlight and noticed the rain was flying horizontal. (...

You give it so little thought that you choose to title the post with the word? :) Just giving you a hard time......

No reason to be ashamed. Non-runner types just don't understand these sorts of things. The dignity comes back later when your finely-honed, lean body sports your best duds for a night on the town; un...

You gotta get out to the desert, man. 40 days and 40 nights. Wait - that might just make you crazier....

Whoah. The pessimist in me says she killed herself shortly thereafter. Or, was giving away her husband's cash prior to a divorce. Or, denounced all material possessions and joined a cult, err, I mean...

"Sure, it’s the first time a person of obvious African American descent has come this close to having a job in the oval office that didn't involve a bottle of Windex" Condi's job has never been summe...

Dodging death does make one feel better than Bourne, and everyone else, for that matter. Well, until you get a tire full of glass outside that one bus-stop. Yeah, I'm winking at you, Loyola Lane....

"Which is informative, since I wasn’t aware good ideas ever got that far." That one definitely pulled a snicker out of me. Nicely done. This post is better than the mathematical proof I demanded to ...