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shook

  • Name: tommy
  • Location: austin
  • Job: stunt man
  • Tell us about yourself: Born and raised in a Texas landfill. I enjoy classic cars and motorcycles, alcohol, marijuana, making fun of others and talking people into smacking their children.
On August 20, 2009 9:08 AM in Downtown Getting 24-Hour Diner at Sixth and Lamar, they said:

I kinda wanna burn anything "the guy behind Uncle Billy's and Paggi House" touches... :\...

On August 15, 2008 11:11 AM in Lance Wins! Local Hero Named Austin's Top Water User., they said:

"Hey, do you know who the fuck I am?" -Lance Armstrong...

On May 2, 2008 10:52 AM in Overheard in Austin: These May Make You Sick, they said:

I disagree......

On March 7, 2008 11:53 AM in Box and Horn: Grape Ape, they said:

Ahh, back now. Good job Evan. Now gimme that fucking badge....

On March 7, 2008 11:48 AM in Box and Horn: Grape Ape, they said:

I had to take a piss break in the middle of this....

On February 13, 2008 8:32 AM in Convicted Rapist Still On the Run in South Texas, they said:

They got him. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23143723/...

On December 6, 2007 4:07 PM in Overheard in Austin, they said:

Hmm, what about "The Big Labowski"...

On December 4, 2007 4:08 PM in Truesday: Fifth Of The Magi, they said:

Erm, just to clarify. It was at Beauty Bar that we sat on your lap. Not at the clinic......

On December 4, 2007 4:06 PM in Truesday: Fifth Of The Magi, they said:

Funny shit. My wife and I sat on your lap!...

On November 28, 2007 9:06 AM in Will Wynn Takes on Traffic, they said:

There are strict regulations regarding time of day, construction and the blocking roads. Will Wynn was on the radio this morning stating he was sorry if he hurt anyones feelings but he was not going ...

On September 10, 2007 4:59 PM in The Stranger, they said:

The funny part to me is all the levels of firstism. Local or not, you can't even move from one hood to another without someone telling you your a late douche bag, and they've been there since Stevie...

So I have been stuffing a sock in my pants all this time for no reason?...

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