sandwichrobot

mdahmus - your plan of having the city put PV on everyone's rooftops is an excellent idea in theory, but a terrible idea in reality. The logistics of something like that would be staggering and unbel...

wow. i'm glad i just pay my monthly Half-Price books bill. so cool...

I'll give him a little sympathy for the boating incident - because who doesn't boat drunk? But Kenichi was a probably a bad idea. ...

makes me miss home......

I didn't realize the real reason we've been calling it the "White House" all this time was just because the president himself was white!? Idiots......

or the "Ozonotron" or "Globoboilotron"...

they should call it "Armagedotron"...

heavenly...

Loudmouth - How did you become so wise in the ways of, according to all of your very humble comments on the austinist, nearly every discipline? Your ideas are brilliant and your insight breathtaki...

Dear Austinist, Please stop doing these. It's embarrassing and it must be the least journalistic feature of an increasingly amateur and immature weblog. You have to be pretty dense to think these a...

Are you kidding me? These are obviously made up! They all have the same punchline and are either written or highly edited by Clarisa Ramirez. ...

Where can I get a Buy Nothing Day T-shirt?...

I'm questioning the journalistic morals of Ms. Clarisa Ramirez. I AM the sandwich robot, and I happen to know for a fact that those words were never "Overheard in Austin." That quote belongs on the ...