These guys, they're crazy. Z took a little while for me to get into... but it really does it for me now. Ew yeah. Still, nothing beats At Dawn. Melt. Good take yo! Long live MMJ. ...

Great, great nipples. Who knew?...

I didn't mean the music itself was "formulaic." I meant: when I've gone I found it to be a consistent mix, or ratio, of obscure deep cuts and proven crowd faves. Therefore, the overall mix was underst...

Sure, it's formulaic, but maybe some people can't handle that there's a proven formula for shaking asses. Mel's Casbah is to booty-vibes as the quadratic is to finding the hypotenuse. Dig? Don't hate....

So... much... topless... Justin. Must... move... back... to... Austin....

'Governor Rick Perry demonstrates "the Caveman O-face" for his loyal constituency.'...

Sunshine or rain, Gov. Perry totally just f-ed that podium. And he didn't pull out....

Generally speaking... Numbers + Band Name = suck Rules to support: Blink 182 Sum 41 Matchbox 20 All 4 One...

"This deer may be dead... but I'm in heaven," he quoth as he delicately removed his other gun - his love gun - from its holster with a care typically reserved for a loaded piece....

Fair or unfair, that guy is totally going to f that deer corpse....

Long live confusing paths to the potty and trough urinals....

Okay. Not to be an uber-mega geek, maybe just a regular-mega geek, but I did in fact watch the Spaceballs in question this past Friday night - mostly because I'm awesome - and it is in fact "schwartz....

Why do guests be fronting? This is a relevant development in a very heated case in Austin. Just because he tested positive for drugz doesn't justify what happened and just because we're echoing the ne...

He's not even de Mejico! Snap!...

This is the most entertaining and awesome giveaway post ever written....

I might catch heat for this one: The H-E-Bs (the ones with tortillerias in house, mind - 41st RR and S. CongrOlforf) have got some bangin' tortillas. Fresh yo. Fresh. ...

Uh, er, well, um, see here....

I guess Eddie must have bound and gagged the home's real owners to host extravagant parties for the literary crowd. It's true, investment banking just isn't as prosperous as it used to be. But resor...

Oooh. That's the party-time fun house of Austin banking legend Eddie Safady. I've totally partied there and took pictures of the bathrooms... Lookie here! ...

I guess it depends on which side of the s(c)hwartz your allegiance lies. Either way, you don't really need the ring....