Posted The Statesman Tells You Where You Can Get Your Crunk On to Austinist
You may have read a little something in the news recently about The University of Texas being the #1 Party School in the country, much to the chagrin of trustees, parents and state officials, and much to the delight of proud 18-22 year olds. In what we can only imagine is a bit of strategic timing on the part of our good friends over at the Austin American-Statesman, today, in their XL pull-out, they have...
Posted Craigslist Missed Connections: Cry Me a River to Austinist
Internet connection + disillusioned emo boy = sad, vitriolic Craigslist Missed Connections post: that was so awesome! - m4w - 22 Reply to: pers-170800769@craigslist.org Date: 2006-06-12, 4:04PM CDT ...when you didnt call me back to go out together, as planned. it was even cooler when i went out with a couple of chums (post your negligant call) to the beauty bar to see you arrive in said locale with another boy! gosh, you seemed...
Posted Total Beating: Administrative Professionals' Day to Austinist
Ed. Note: The following is the first installment of a semi-regular column by Special Contributor Mark Hammer. The opinions and thoughts expressed by Mr. Hammer do not reflect those of Austinist or its staff. Or, for that matter, anyone else on this planet.* Dear marginally-employed Austinites sitting at cubicles thumbing through the glossy pages of the internet this afternoon, let me be the first (or, more likely, if your company has any damn decency,...
Posted Type-A Ladies and Male Lovers of Horse-Faced Women, Rejoice! to Austinist
Could Austin’s First Couple be splitting up? No, we don’t mean you, Rick Perry and Vitalis Hair Dressing....
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